If you want to get ahead, get a hat
If you want to get ahead, get a hat
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Original Poster:

497 posts

255 months

Saturday 17th March 2007
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I only ever take the Chim out with the roof down. With warm, sunny days might be on their way (or maybe not this week)the dilemma of how to keep the head warm ain't so horny. But, when it's cold and the nose and ears are feeling a bit numb it's a problem.

Now, as the recent sunny spell has thawed the brian out a bit, I've been wondering: what dictates what is and isn't acceptable headware in a soft top:
- if you've got an Atom: full face helmet is de-rigure
- AC Cobra: flying helment seems to work ok
- Old MG: probably has to be a flat cap for him, headscarf for her
- Merc SL; if you have to wear headgear and male then anything other than a baseball cap is v. questionnable. And even then, bball cap only if your hairstyle requires it (!!!)
- Big old Bentley: please, wear whatever take one's fancy, Sir

But, with a Chimaera it's more difficult: the styling and the image suggest that a variety of head wear could be acceptable. But when it's cold you need something that covers the ears (and nose!)

Where I'm really going with this ramble is: when it's cold, can I wear a fullface helmet or will I look a complete and utter arse. Bizzarely, considering that I'm not normally particularly introvert, I haven't yet summonsed up the courage to try it out and see what the response on the road is.

beano500

20,854 posts

305 months

Saturday 17th March 2007
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Title - what a wonderful saying! I'm sure it's something my parents would have said!

Anyway - back to case in point. You WILL look an ar$3 in a FF helmet, a silly hat is acceptable, a PH one would be better - go shopping!!! thumbup

zippee

14,133 posts

264 months

Saturday 17th March 2007
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You will look an absolute plank in a full face driving a chim. TBH your nose doesn't get that cold, only the ears really. I've driven mine in snowstorms and minus temps sans roof and never suffered a cold hooter.
I wear either a baseball cap or if really cold a wool beenie style hat that I can pull down over the ears.

cloggy

4,959 posts

239 months

Saturday 17th March 2007
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Try a nylon stocking over your head.

seasider

12,728 posts

279 months

Saturday 17th March 2007
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A few ideas for you









HTH

spend

12,581 posts

281 months

Saturday 17th March 2007
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cloggy said:
Try a nylon stocking over your head.


With the owner still in it?

Dave

BoyzToyz

370 posts

240 months

Saturday 17th March 2007
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area said:
....when it's cold, can I wear a fullface helmet or will I look a complete and utter arse. Bizzarely, considering that I'm not normally particularly introvert, I haven't yet summonsed up the courage to try it out and see what the response on the road is.



Without a doubt it will be......

It has to be a beanie hat - keeps true to the aerodynamics of the car and its the only one that will stay on!

Ballistic Banana

14,706 posts

297 months

Saturday 17th March 2007
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who's this remind you of Del



Like this one too but you'd have to puff your cheeks out to get the realistic effect



Oh and its made by kitty girl very apt name hehe

Now this I think is the ultimate one

seasider

12,728 posts

279 months

Saturday 17th March 2007
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I cant believe Chimp owners keep setting them up for us hehe

mdotrutherford

237 posts

237 months

Saturday 17th March 2007
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Yeh I know, its lambs to the slaughter eh?...............

chimune

4,308 posts

253 months

Saturday 17th March 2007
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During the colder months i usually wear a hoody with a wooly hat over the top. This is because i find the back of my neck gets the coldest. The hoody stops that, but then the hood tends to fill up with wind, leading to a rather bizare look. The wooly hat stops this.

I do look like i have just stolen the car though ...

spend

12,581 posts

281 months

Saturday 17th March 2007
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If you really feel it is absolutely neccessary to drive with the roof off in cold weather, just buy a Griff. You can then have lots of chest wigs & medallions so that the self doubt over your manlihood is confirmed....

Dave

FlipFlopGriff

7,144 posts

277 months

Monday 19th March 2007
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What is is with Chimp owners and a fear of removing the roof?
We had our regional meet yesterday and there were 0 Chimps with the roof off, 3 Griffs (2 later in the meet), and surprisingly out of 4 or 5 Wedges - 0 Wedges!!!
Yes it was cold and it did snow/sleet/hail a bit.
FFG

burriana

16,556 posts

284 months

Monday 19th March 2007
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I had the Griff parked outside the parents house yesterday when it was snowing / sleeting ... I stopped short of accepting my dad's offer of a bit of old carpet to cover the interior so it didn't get too wet hehe

saxmund

364 posts

265 months

Monday 19th March 2007
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As I'm not yet a Chim owner I'm not sure why I'm rising to the bait... but during an enjoyable morning's run out with cs174 and BoyzToyz yesterday, I'm pleased to say we had the roofs down at all times. Although I forgot my hat. BoyzToyz also gave me a stiff talking to about being sensible, not rushing into things, looking at and/or driving a number of cars before buying, and preferably waiting until the summer's out to take advantages of favourable marketing conditions. All of which of course I know, but it doesn't stop me wanting one NOW!

cossie.

7,977 posts

279 months

Monday 19th March 2007
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spend said:
If you really feel it is absolutely neccessary to drive with the roof off in cold weather, just buy a Griff. You can then have lots of chest wigs & medallions so that the self doubt over your manlihood is confirmed....

Dave


Yeah, Chimaeras are for girls!

I have many different styles of hats but mainly hide under a baseball cap!

fenderbender

339 posts

254 months

Monday 19th March 2007
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When I posted last year ref the same dilemma I received loads of abuse from certain folk who seemed to think the innocent question revealed latent homosexuality. Why that should be so I have no idea, and in any case I see no reason why gay blokes should not enjoy fast cars as much as those of us with WAGs in tow.

The point is you do need a decent visor to keep the sun out of your eyes. In the end I went for an upmarket baseball cap - no crass corporate logos, just a plain colour. If one is feeling particularly devilish I suppose it could be worn back to front...

900T-R

20,406 posts

287 months

Monday 19th March 2007
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fenderbender said:
If one is feeling particularly devilish I suppose it could be worn back to front...



eek Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Not a suitable style for anyone above the age of 14 (at a stretch).

Except when you're Flavio Briatore. Apparently.



Edited by 900T-R on Monday 19th March 17:22

spend

12,581 posts

281 months

Monday 19th March 2007
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cossie. said:
Yeah, Chimaeras are for girls!

I have many different styles of hats but mainly hide under a baseball cap!


We might be the only 2 owners who feel the need for a hat to keep hair out of our eyes ~ rather than hiding the lack of it

Dave

Al 450

1,390 posts

251 months

Monday 19th March 2007
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Have you considered the cowboy hat for sunnier conditions? A classic shape reminiscent of times gone by when man and his beast faced the wilderness together with nothing for protection from above except a wide brim and horsepower?

Thought I looked cool at Le Mans anyway...