Cheapest upgrade ever!

[ngt]

I read a statement from BP about the new Ultimate petrol and its says that using it is like upgrading your engine to the next model size. I've got a 4.5 so my TVR 500 badge is on order.

[Big Al.]

[Dunc B]

I've been rubbing it into my groin for nearly a week now !!!!
Still waiting

[jigs]

According to Jeremy Clarkson driving a Griffith turns your balls into spacehoppers.

[2 sheds]

now that has to be the cheapest upgrade

[bassfiend]

jigs said:

According to Jeremy Clarkson driving a Griffith turns your balls into spacehoppers.

/me has visions on how you would walk if that were the case.

Anyway, what would you do with 'em when you wanted to go out for a blast in the Griff, flip 'em up and sit 'em on your lap? Maybe this is the new TVR solution to fitting airbags? Nutbags?

Phil

[2 sheds]

bassfiend said:

jigs said: According to Jeremy Clarkson driving a Griffith turns your balls into spacehoppers. /me has visions on how you would walk if that were the case. Phil

[beano500]

ngt said:

I read a statement from BP about the new Ultimate petrol and its says that using it is like upgrading your engine to the next model size. I've got a 4.5 so my TVR 500 badge is on order.

I'd like to see that one up against Trading Standards!

What if you've got the top of the range already, eh?





Anyway, it's like saying "if you drink a stronger beer the lasses look fitter and you can sh@g better"...




...oh yeah - I see their point now!

[wrinkly]

jigs said:

According to Jeremy Clarkson driving a Griffith turns your balls into spacehoppers.

Well at least that sorts out the lack of air bags!

[ngt]

Got the leaflet her now.. It's got no footnote at all saying that this may not be the case for all cars/engines etc.. So Im gonna try it and when it doesn't work, I'll take them to court and make them buy me a new 500 engine so I can get the performance they promised. The defence rests.

[K4TRV]

ngt said:

Got the leaflet her now.. It's got no footnote at all saying that this may not be the case for all cars/engines etc.. So Im gonna try it and when it doesn't work, I'll take them to court and make them buy me a new 500 engine so I can get the performance they promised. The defence rests.

So putting it in my runabout - 205 Turbo diesel, it'll go like ????????????