Warning - Chassis Outriggers, Grounds for Divorce.

[emley]

Spent Valentines Day underneath my beloved, giving her outriggers a damned good rubbing down before coating with lashings of waxoil. A filthy job but someones got to do it.

The future wife was not too impressed and went out shopping.

It gets worse. the garage is attached to the kitchen, and I went under the car for a session and didn't close the kitchen door. Result the kitchen and living room covered in thick layer of rust dust. I did a thorough clean up to cover my tracks but it wasn't good enough.

How do I get back in good books?

[AllTorque]

Take her for a spin?

[lemmonie]

Flowers 1st then arrange a cleaning company to come in a give the kitchen a spring clean whilst you and the missus are at a posh resteraunt

[shnozz]

ask her to forgive you and be generous towards her - suggest that she only cooks a quick meal tonight so she can enjoy some TV before bed.

[wolosp]

Buy her a wire brush so she can share your interests

[M@H]

Graciously let her wash the car..??

[Marcos maniac]

lemmonie said:

Flowers 1st then arrange a cleaning company to come in a give the kitchen a spring clean whilst you and the missus are at a posh resteraunt

Good Lord Mel - I wouldn't want to upset you!

flowers, dinner and a cleaning company

[lemmonie]

well at least you would still benefit! After all you get to eat a nice meal and drink fine wine then when you get home she'll be so impressed she offer to swal..... im sure you'll guess the rest

[Marcos maniac]

lemmonie said:

well at least you would still benefit! After all you get to eat a nice meal and drink fine wine then when you get home she'll be so impressed she offer to swal..... im sure you'll guess the rest

fancy dinner tonight

[.Mark]

shnozz said:

ask her to forgive you and be generous towards her - suggest that she only cooks a quick meal tonight so she can enjoy some TV before bed.

It's a winner!

[cosmoschick]

emley said:

The future wife was not too impressed and went out shopping.

If I was in her shoes I would have sought revenge by spending lots and lots of your hard-earned money on items I didn't really need to compensate!!

Problem solved and you won't make that mistake again in a hurry!!

[jessica]

wolosp said:

Buy her a wire brush so she can share your interests

Thats you in deep mire mate.

[Maca]

your garage is attached to your kitchen? man, that must really make the garage stink...

[the dodger]

You should have offered to do the same for her:

emley said:

......giving her outriggers a damned good rubbing down before coating with lashings of oil. A filthy job but someones got to do it.

Then a quick shower and take her down the pub for some Guinness and a game of darts.