Yob up the XKR...

[Impossible]

I don't often leave my XKR outside, it usually goes in the garage. I also usually wash it. However one of my neighbours has written
"Clean " down the side of the car scratching it in the process.

Should I :-
a) find out who did it and punch them?
b) Move house
c) Find out who did it and punch them?

[Robb F]

find out who did it and punch them

[NormanD]

Put a match in his fuel tank

[Impossible]

Both the above suggestions are excellent. Thanks

[JoeBolt]

What did your neighbour use to write with? A screwdriver?

[Impossible]

Grit??? I dunno. A screwdriver wud be come in useful though.

[DrDeAtH]

Clearly a mouth breather like that deserves dog st under their door handles.... And some pressed into their front door lock for good measure....

[PJ S]

a & c, in that order.

[Shurv]

Clean it more often so they can't write anything in the dirt.Then punch them.

[Jaguar steve]

Meguiars Swirl X is your friend.. that and a baseball bat just in case the local Scrotes try it again