cocks in audis?

[scoobykev15]

any comment from audi drivers about clarksons assertion? my younger brother(a6 4.2 v8)didnt appreciate the "audi-driving cock " txt he got from one of his pals 30 seconds after it came from clarksons gob!

[Silverbullet767]

Scooby-chav/ned

sorry....

[Kentish]

Another "cock" here

JC likes a lot of the audis he drives doesn't that also make him one?

[GTIR]

Clarkson speaks, people take it as gospel.

[mybrainhurts]

Oh dear, I expect he'll get over it....

[Heskey]

I'm sure audi drivers will take it in stride; it's the morons that act like Clarkson mouth that piss them off

[10 Pence Short]

Never mind that, what about ferrets in Daihatsus?

[Mikeyboy]

I can't deny it I am an absolute 100% pure c*ck

[GTIR]

10 Pence Short said:

Never mind that, what about ferrets in Daihatsus?

Have you been at the drink?

[E36GUY]

As an M3 driver I am delighted.

[patmahe]

There are some knobs in Audi's (there was one up my chuff most of the way to work today) just like there are knobs in many cars. Its not the car that makes someone a knob, its the person that makes the car appear that way...so you can argue that its BMW drivers, audi drivers, chavved up corsa drivers, but it doesn't matter, if the drivers a knob it doesn't matter what car he's in he's still a knob.

[HAB]

Audi drivers are all cocks.

I know this cause Jezza told me.

[Horse_Apple]

scoobykev15 said:

any comment from audi drivers about clarksons assertion? my younger brother(a6 4.2 v8)didnt appreciate the "audi-driving cock " txt he got from one of his pals 30 seconds after it came from clarksons gob!

To be honest, they are the new M3 drivers.

I think the reason they stand out so much is that Audis used to be driven by dull accountants but now are more the preserve of sales exec than they ever used to be.

But then, I wouldn't stick an A6 in that catagory as it generally prices out the typical cockend who tends to go for the A3 or 4.

However, all said, I think anyone who is ever upset by anything Clarkson says needs taking outside and having some common sense and cojones smacked into them with the back end of a shovel.

Getting upset by a Clarksonism is for insecure, feeble minded, pointless people.

[scoobykev15]

pikey ferrets?

[chris_w666]

I blame daylight running lights for making them more visable.

There will be a lot less cocks in audis when estate agents start closing.

[Hyperion]

E36GUY said:

As an M3 driver I am delighted.

But everyone is saying JC is wrong?

[Vixpy1]

chris_w666 said:

I blame daylight running lights for making them more visable.

There will be a lot less cocks in audis when estate agents start closing.

The Mini Production line will loose a shift too

[daveco]

Hyperion said:

E36GUY said:

As an M3 driver I am delighted.

But everyone is saying JC is wrong?

Jesus Christ is never wrong.

[Vixpy1]

daveco said:

Hyperion said:

E36GUY said:

As an M3 driver I am delighted.

But everyone is saying JC is wrong?

Jesus Christ is never wrong.

He's a Superstar!

[SwissCamel]

patmahe said:

Its not the car that makes someone a knob, its the person that makes the car appear that way...

Interesting one. Are knobs drawn to certain cars, or is it something about certain cars which encourages people drive aggressively? Ignoring the typical BMW/Audi thing (I've never heard it levelled at Mercedes) why does it seem like everyone with a black Passat is an absolute tt, whereas other cars in a similar class, which they presumably good as a company car as well, don't seem to be anywhere near as bad?