Red 'RS4' Diesel in Chester today
Red 'RS4' Diesel in Chester today
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[AJ]

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3,079 posts

229 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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That body kit, RS4 badges and quad pipes aren't fooling anyone mate!

wink

chrissyr32

736 posts

214 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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hehe

iluvmercs

7,541 posts

258 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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There was a white "RS4" for sale in Norwich last Summer. Insanely cheap so I stopped by one day. Looked inside and it was a tiptronic and a standard interior. On the information sheet it said it was a 3.0 TDi.

I admire the amount of time and effort that goes in to these projects, but I can't help thinking they wouldn't have been cheap to undertake - possibly not far off a genuine vehicle. And I would imagine the insurance hike over a standard engine equivalent would put it close to a genuine RS4.

Darren

Edited by iluvmercs on Saturday 6th February 18:25

ecain63

10,653 posts

206 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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If its badged RS4 then it will incur RS4 insurance tag. Same went for the escort cossie reps of the 90's. If it looks the part then chances are it'll be just as attractive to the car theif.

T89 Callan

8,422 posts

224 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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There is a Diesal 'S4' (53' Avant in Silver) near me, unfortunately for the wker who owns it he has to park it near my real 03' S4 Avant in Silver, it looks and sounds so crap in comparison.

I make a point of laughing at him everytime he gets in or out of it.

Targarama

14,791 posts

314 months

Saturday 6th February 2010
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Saw a black 5 door MKV Golf R32 last weekend at Slough Retail Park (B&Q Warehouse). Bumpers, wheels, body was right. Only it sounded wrong. It was a diesel! Someone went to a lot of effort for 'the look'.

ge0rge

3,053 posts

236 months

Sunday 7th February 2010
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Yeah, why have an already nice ish car and spend a load of money dressing it up into something its not, everyone knows what a weasil & a high powered audi engine sound like - fair bit different no?

00161wj

566 posts

239 months

Sunday 7th February 2010
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9 times out of 10 theses cars have been smashed up. Its not alot more to fit rs4 bumpers than to fit standard ones back on again.

Dr G

15,998 posts

273 months

Sunday 7th February 2010
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I do get asked about availability of 'diesel' or 'small engined' or 'auto' S & RS cars from time to time, people that genuinely just want the look.

The diplomatic answer to the question is "it's too small a market for Audi to consider, sir" where every bone of your body is crying out to say "stop crying about petrol and buy a real car you namby pamby tree hugging lentilist coward" whilst banging their head against the nearest wall for being a poseur.

And rest wink

Jon_VRS

77 posts

212 months

Sunday 7th February 2010
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Nothing wrong with the kits or exhausts I think personally. Badges though are different story and make the car look silly if it is diesel.

galenthe2nd

60 posts

208 months

Sunday 7th February 2010
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A guy I work with drives a "1.9tdi, S-Line, Quattro, RS4". Yes, a kitted up SE and he often parks it next to a B7 RS4 if it didnt look stupid enough in the first place!

[AJ]

Original Poster:

3,079 posts

229 months

Sunday 7th February 2010
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The thing is, there's nothing wrong with an Diesel A4. It's not like it's a car to be ashamed of. But sticking RS4 badges on the back doesn't make it anything more, so the only person they're fooling is themselves.

Unfortunately these are the Audi drivers that Jeremy Clarkson has encountered. The ones who traded in their 325 M3s!

[Edit] - I have an Audi before anyone takes offence!

Edited by [AJ] on Sunday 7th February 17:50

Dr G

15,998 posts

273 months

Sunday 7th February 2010
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I have an Audi and I'm offended that people want to own an RS4 that's about as enjoyable as smothering ones testicles with fish paste and dangling them in a tank of hungry piranhas.

ecain63

10,653 posts

206 months

Sunday 7th February 2010
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Me too. I also get offended by the wannabe brigade. Modding your car is one thing but imitating an RS or similar marque is another. There are only 2 or 3 RS6's in Bournemouth that i know of (and about a billion RS4's), but there are also at least 2 RS6 imitators.

One is a a green A6 avant with......wait for it.......a tow bar on the back and moulded plastic bumpers. No oval exhaust, no blistered arches, no RS 8 pot calipers, just a big fat RS6 badge on the boot where the A6 badge used to be and a pea shooter weasel exhaust. I was behind him at the lights one day and i thought, 'if anyone sees these 2 cars together they are gonna think we know each other!!'. I overtook him at the earliest opportunity and gave hime a big wker sign out of the window.

The other is also a green avant with an RS6 badge on its arse, but instead of having the towbar it looks like its been driven backwards through the Ripspeed section of Halfords and glued itself to all the lovely, OEM looking hippy styling mods on display. Why oh why would you do it? Have a word with yourselves you freaks.

Edited by ecain63 on Sunday 7th February 18:56


Edited by ecain63 on Sunday 7th February 18:56

530dTPhil

1,421 posts

249 months

Sunday 7th February 2010
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Saw an early R registration A6 saloon in Bristol today with an RS6 badge on the bootlid. Awful orange peel black aerosol paint job down the sides. Horrible small diameter alloys with rubber band low profile tyres.

Why bother?

hman

7,497 posts

225 months

Sunday 7th February 2010
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so I thought rs's have bigger arches front and rear?

The rear ones must be a bh to fit!!

ecain63

10,653 posts

206 months

Sunday 7th February 2010
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hman said:
so I thought rs's have bigger arches front and rear?

The rear ones must be a bh to fit!!
Yeah they have blistered arches all round and 19" x 9J wide alloys to fill them. An RS doesnt share any body part with the standard A6 or 'S6' (other than maybe the boot lid / bonnet). Its longer, wider and stronger. Also, i think its only the RS's that have sunroofs (not 100% sure on that one though).

Northern Munkee

5,354 posts

231 months

Sunday 7th February 2010
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ecain63 said:
Me too. I also get offended by the wannabe brigade... I overtook him at the earliest opportunity and gave hime a big wker sign out of the window.
You know, I got cut by a black A3 Sportback yesterday making a late and potentially dangerous lane2 to slip road chop, I didn't hit the horn or flash lights or charge off after him, I just lifted my left hand off the steering wheel, and made a palm up FFS gesture towards the rearview mirror, he must have been feeling pleased with himself, looking in his rear view mirror, and caught my gesture as I headed on, I looked over as I noticed the driver's window was dropping, he stuck his hand out as high and as far he could go and and gave me the full wker.

And I thought 'kin 'ell Audi drivers are going rather downmarket these days. I'm currently looking for something large enough to carry four 6fters and a big boot for some camera kit and A6 2.7 or 3.0 oil burner, saloon or avant, is top of the list, and if further proof were needed, Saturday lunchtime at the local dealership what with the faked tans/tanning salon, wannabee WAGs, tee shirts, & even flip flops (February!) only served to confirm it.

While I agree faked cars are naff, and come resale time I wouldn't touch buying one with a barge pole, but did it really require your boorish behaviour? Audi's used to be about quiet stylish reliable rapid smug (I know something you don't) understatement. How times have changed.

AudiSport

1,499 posts

247 months

Sunday 7th February 2010
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Very true and well put. I love Audis and have owned many in the past, however I can't help but feel they nolonger represent the understated class they used to. Gentlemen don't do wker signs out the window of moving vehicles!

ecain63

10,653 posts

206 months

Sunday 7th February 2010
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Northern Munkee said:
ecain63 said:
Me too. I also get offended by the wannabe brigade... I overtook him at the earliest opportunity and gave hime a big wker sign out of the window.
You know, I got cut by a black A3 Sportback yesterday making a late and potentially dangerous lane2 to slip road chop, I didn't hit the horn or flash lights or charge off after him, I just lifted my left hand off the steering wheel, and made a palm up FFS gesture towards the rearview mirror, he must have been feeling pleased with himself, looking in his rear view mirror, and caught my gesture as I headed on, I looked over as I noticed the driver's window was dropping, he stuck his hand out as high and as far he could go and and gave me the full wker.

And I thought 'kin 'ell Audi drivers are going rather downmarket these days. I'm currently looking for something large enough to carry four 6fters and a big boot for some camera kit and A6 2.7 or 3.0 oil burner, saloon or avant, is top of the list, and if further proof were needed, Saturday lunchtime at the local dealership what with the faked tans/tanning salon, wannabee WAGs, tee shirts, & even flip flops (February!) only served to confirm it.

While I agree faked cars are naff, and come resale time I wouldn't touch buying one with a barge pole, but did it really require your boorish behaviour? Audi's used to be about quiet stylish reliable rapid smug (I know something you don't) understatement. How times have changed.
I completely agree, some Audi drivers really are from the mirky depths of the BMW M3 / 330i market . I in my opinion am not one of them and fully support and defend the understated look that the Audi marque has (the B7 RS4 has lost this in my opinion) and its ability to make the point without shouting about it, especially the RS6. What is difficult to express here is that my hand gesture was not in anger at the owner of said copycat but more to say, 'cheers fella, you've been royally caught out for ruining a fantastic car by trying to make it something its not and the fact that we have converged on the same piece of road makes me sick to the teeth with embarrasment'.

I never really get angered by poor overtaking, bad lanesmanship or speeding but when you spend your hard earned money keeping your beloved car to a standard worthy of concours inspection then please forgive me if i get a bit miffed by the above. If you were a Ferrari 360 owner would you be offended if you pulled up behind a poorly built MR2/360 DIY/B&Q replica? Its not anger at the owner, its anger at the thought that your car has just been reduced in status by it being within the same post code as the inferior model.