lady drivers
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srebbe64

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13,021 posts

266 months

Thursday 30th September 2004
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I'm in something of a dilemma. I've got my new Griff locked away safely in my garage at home. The problem is, my wife needs to mow the lawn once a week and she has asked me for permission to move my car to enable her to get the lawnmower. My question is this: Is a female capable of moving a TVR Griff without causing it (or her) any damage?

charlie sprout

76 posts

269 months

Thursday 30th September 2004
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Hi Steve
My other half drove my Chim for the first time a couple of weeks ago and it scared her enough that she has no wish to have another go - PHEW!

srebbe64

Original Poster:

13,021 posts

266 months

Thursday 30th September 2004
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Hmm, interesting psychology - might try that!

Ding

888 posts

279 months

Thursday 30th September 2004
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I think you should be very careful what you say on this subject!!!!!!

There are quite a few Griff and Chim 500 lady drivers and lo and behold some are actual owners.

Of course if your wife has a driving licence and she is made aware of the idiosyncracies (not in a patronising manner please) of the car then she will be perfectly capable of moving and even driving the car on or off the road. Size and strength have nothing to do with driving, it is ability.

I do wish people would lose this attitude of women drivers having a problem with these cars.
There are just as many numpty male drivers out there as female.

rant mode off!

Sorry you walked right into that one.

Ellie

900T-R

20,406 posts

286 months

Thursday 30th September 2004
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Quite easy.

1) Open garage door.
2) Start TVR.
3) Depress clutch
4) Select first or reverse gear, depending on orientation of car relative to garage door.
5) Gently ease back clutch pedal back to its original position whilst keeping footl ightly on throttle pedal to ensure engine doesn't stall.
6) Drive out of garage.
7) Depress clutch again, select neutral. Engage handbrake and shut off engine.
8) Extract lawnmower from garage.

Re-installation of lawnmower and TVR (in that order) is the reverse sequence.

Neither the garage nor the TVR and lawnmower care about the sex of the operator performing above act.



(You weren't really suggesting your wife pushes the car in and out of the garage when its in perfect working order, right?)

Ding

888 posts

279 months

Thursday 30th September 2004
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[quote=900T-R]Quite easy.




Neither the garage nor the TVR and lawnmower care about the sex of the operator performing above act.






Ellie

SGirl

7,924 posts

290 months

Thursday 30th September 2004
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Well I drove my Griff for long enough without bending it.

I hope you were joking, otherwise it's a bit of a silly question, isn't it? Assuming your wife can actually drive, that is.

srebbe64

Original Poster:

13,021 posts

266 months

Thursday 30th September 2004
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You see there's my point. Everyone should know about the dodgy handbrake of the Griff. You need to leave it in gear.

SGirl

7,924 posts

290 months

Thursday 30th September 2004
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srebbe64 said:
You see there's my point. Everyone should know about the dodgy handbrake of the Griff. You need to leave it in gear.

They don't all have dodgy handbrakes - mine was okay.

Why don't you just tell her to leave it in gear when she parks it, and remember to take it out of gear before she starts it up??

Marki

15,763 posts

299 months

Thursday 30th September 2004
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srebbe64 said:

The problem is, my wife needs to mow the lawn once a week and she has asked me for permission to move my car to enable her to get the lawnmower.


Are you for real

"Asked permision to move my car"

"my wife needs to mow the lawn once a week"


Podie

46,649 posts

304 months

Thursday 30th September 2004
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Ding said:
There are quite a few Griff and Chim 500 lady drivers and lo and behold some are actual owners.


… and it wouldn't surprise me if they were better drivers than some of the blokes on this forum…

FFS, we are talking about someone who is a responsible adult, knows how you feel about the car etc etc… just let her move it. She'll be more worried about damaging the car than you will...

srebbe64

Original Poster:

13,021 posts

266 months

Thursday 30th September 2004
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It's a fair point. My wife's far better than me at mowing the lawn, so it's conceivable that she could be a better driver. Thinking laterally, one option I might consider is employing a gardener. Problem solved!

>> Edited by srebbe64 on Thursday 30th September 16:02

srebbe64

Original Poster:

13,021 posts

266 months

Thursday 30th September 2004
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That'll teach me to make cheap sexist jokes. I parked my BMW in a carpark earlier and have just come back to see that it's been keyed the entire length of the car. I'm gutted!!

Marki

15,763 posts

299 months

Thursday 30th September 2004
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srebbe64 said:
That'll teach me to make cheap sexist jokes. I parked my BMW in a carpark earlier and have just come back to see that it's been keyed the entire length of the car. I'm gutted!!


I am genuinely sorry to hear about your BM getting keyed i really am so do not take this the wrong way,,,,,, but



Do you know where your Wife was at the time this occured



Big_M

5,602 posts

292 months

Thursday 30th September 2004
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Where's that tosser smilie when you need it?

MRS FISH - Help

mustard

6,992 posts

274 months

Thursday 30th September 2004
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Well the lady that took me for a run out in a Ferrari 550 today seemed to do a pretty fine job of moving it!

rude girl

6,937 posts

288 months

Thursday 30th September 2004
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srebbe64 said:
Is a female capable of moving a TVR Griff without causing it (or her) any damage?



How did you manage when you bought your Griff ? (what's that, about 3 months ago? ) Have you had a lot of performance cars before?

Have you discovered some essential Griffith functions that can only be operated with a penis? Because as far as I can tell, that would be the only way being a bloke would make you better at it. But then, perhaps your Mrs is a bit of an idiot - how does she manage to work the lawnmower, with all that pressing the throttle and turning corners at the same time ?

Actually you're right, best to get a gardener - much better to let a bloke you've never met before move your car to get the lawnmower out than the woman you chose to spend your life with .

I think you've probably got my drift by now...

edited to say (egged on by a male PHer) see you on track sometime!

>> Edited by rude girl on Thursday 30th September 20:30

joospeed

4,473 posts

307 months

Thursday 30th September 2004
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You could always kills two birds with one stone, turn the TVR into a lawnmower .. if you don't believe me just come and watch car 27 this saturday at oulton

stesrg

1,578 posts

267 months

Thursday 30th September 2004
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my missus wanted to have a go in my griff however the seat will not come forward enough she is only 5ft.
And we have a gardener to cut the grass

Psychobert

6,318 posts

285 months

Thursday 30th September 2004
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srebbe64 said:
Is a female capable of moving a TVR Griff without causing it (or her) any damage?


No, absolutely not. Too many pedals and switches at once.. And as for the gearstick and clutch.. I mean I know about multitasking, but sheeesh.. Won't someone please think of the clutch plate?

rude girl said:
how does she manage to work the lawnmower, with all that pressing the throttle and turning corners at the same time ?


Case in point. Within an hour of getting into Rude Girl's immaculate Griff 500 I found myself in the pasenger seat sliding backwards through a wet Bolton car park towards a bollard. Its not for nothing that I keep a Yorkie bar in the glove box of my TVR..



>> Edited by Psychobert on Thursday 30th September 23:46