bare backside caused a stir!
bare backside caused a stir!
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clive f

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7,259 posts

262 months

Sunday 4th June 2006
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lovely day, sun out roof down, an griff gleaming, took off for a spin and stop for a bite to eat.
for those not familiar with the isle of wight, there is a stretch of road along the back of the island where you can press the loud pedal, providing plod and tourist coaches are`nt about.
anyway, there I was having a little play when I spotted 2 cyclists in the distance, so I slowed down to go past them, the first on was wearing the usual bright lycra stuff, but I nearly went into the hedge when I realised that the second cyclist was only wearing a cycle helmet, and a thin black g string, I laughed my head off, my mrs wanted another look, but the thought of seeing the bike saddle stuck up between a pair of very hairy mens bum cheeks did nothing for me whatsoever.
I spent another 2 hours driving around hoping to see some female cyclists wearing this new cycling attire, but was eventually forced to go home by mrs f.

groucho

12,134 posts

275 months

Sunday 4th June 2006
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The bare cheek of it!

jigsty

218 posts

245 months

Sunday 4th June 2006
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At least his mate had a handy cycle stand!

steve j

3,223 posts

257 months

Sunday 4th June 2006
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Trust you to see an ARSE and trust my sister towant another look