The Quinny 14:30 Question

[spend]

Well did you get your coffee on time today?

[clive f]

do you wear a bib now???

[clive f]

sorry mate, I had you down as a respectable engineer, but you need sacking if you can`t mount a bench vice on the level

[MPoxon]

Quinny said:

You all may mock.... I have nothing to add, but this

Looking very impressive sir. I have just read the article you wrote on your rebuild on the Griffith Pages, very impressive project. Your car must be in better condition than it originally left the factory.

Matthew

[Pasco]

MPoxon said:

Quinny said:

You all may mock.... I have nothing to add, but this

Looking very impressive sir. I have just read the article you wrote on your rebuild on the Griffith Pages, very impressive project. Your car must be in better condition than it originally left the factory.

Matthew

Don't call him Sir for fks sake he will get ideas above his station

[spend]

Can just picture Quinny groveling amongst the mail on the doormat for 'the letter' every Xmas and just before Liz's Birthday


In recognition of your services to the garage lift industry.... and for personally improving the bloodline of the Llanwenogs.. we are pleased to offer you a position as a Night Cleaner of the WC

[clive f]

spend said:

Can just picture Quinny groveling amongst the mail on the doormat for 'the letter' every Xmas and just before Liz's Birthday


In recognition of your services to the garage lift industry.... and for personally improving the bloodline of the Llanwenogs.. we are pleased to offer you a position as a Night Cleaner of the WC

I could just image him in one of those old fashioned bogs you see in the films, where the attendant supplies clean towels ect, and offers to hold it for you

[spend]

Quinny said:

clive f said:

I could just image him in one of those old fashioned bogs you see in the films, where the attendant supplies clean towels ect, and offers to hold it for you

A bit of wishful thinking on your part there Clive




Sorry to disapoint

But it ain't gonna happen........

.. and you've been waiting for a Y piece

you should know Cliffs ears are fked with all the noise

[Pasco]

Quinny said:

Pardon

Did you just Fart Mr Quim ?

[spend]

I doubt if 'pardon' will be the expression when a package from the IOW (probably adressed to something like C.Quin) arrives containing:

A plaster cast of Cliffs Cod Piece..
and a pair of used Y-Fronts

[Pasco]

Quinny said:

Ehhh? What did you say Fiasco??

Err You Heard !!!

Edit to add "what the fk is Dave on about ? "

Edited by Pasco on Saturday 6th February 23:14

[clive f]

Pasco said:

Quinny said:

Pardon

Did you just Fart Mr Quim ?

was it a fannyQuimby fart?

Edited by clive f on Saturday 6th February 23:36

[clive f]

spend said:

I doubt if 'pardon' will be the expression when a package from the IOW (probably adressed to something like C.Quin) arrives containing:

A plaster cast of Cliffs Cod Piece..
and a pair of used Y-Fronts

I`ll have you know I`ve made some great noises in my Y fronts

[clive f]

what? what?


speak up man,




you know postage to Wales is double

[clive f]

Quinny said:

Wadya mean postage



Pasco, told me you'd be bringing it up and fitting it for me

you should know by now to never, ever believe what a burton man tells you after his fifth pasty

[spend]

clive f said:

spend said:

I doubt if 'pardon' will be the expression when a package from the IOW (probably adressed to something like C.Quin) arrives containing:

A plaster cast of Cliffs Cod Piece..
and a pair of used Y-Fronts

I`ll have you know I`ve made some great noises in my Y fronts

I've never had the heart to tell all those folks you've modded silencers for what you actually use to pack the mufflers

Cliff: Oi pack it with ass fibre sir!
Quinny: (Thinks bubble: silly sod means glass..) Yes that'll do fine Cliff

[roseytvr]

"never, ever believe what a burton man tells you after his fifth pasty" Pasco - would that be Burton on Trent?