Another major disaster

[siwes]

Sitting on the loo the other day happily reading this months Sprint , my wife was in the bath and yes you guessed it in went the Sprint!! lots of expletives from me giggles from the wife , and water everywhere as I dived in to try and save it, to no avail, it disintergrated before my eyes. bloody hell a tragic loss
gutted Simon

[Griffithy]

Very sad, and I feel very very sorry for you.
Will have an eye on mine, but haven´t arrived yet.
Hopefully you have already been as far as Morgan´s Mutterings, if not it would even be a bigger disaster.

Is there hope to enjoy that day and bring back harmony in relationship?

Anyway,
good luck,

Martin

[2 sheds]

But you haven't said how and why it went in, if it was your wifes fault, divorce will stop this occuring again.
really sorry to hear this
Tim

[DustyC]

The trouble now-a-days is that people think they can simply finish school and are "good readers".

With highly powerful literature like sprint more skill is required and people should be forced to take extra reading tuition. It may be ok to read it like a normal magazine but in the wet its a totally different think.

I just hope your insurance covered you and that in future you will learn to read in the sunshine a bit more until you are confident enough to go back to reading in the wet.

DustyC

[homersimpson]

Sitting on the loo the other day my wife was in the bath


Must be love

[siwes]

I wasn't actually doing anything on the Loo I had a captive audience of my wife in the bath and was preaching (reading) aloud from the Sprint, Morgan's mutterings when the tragedy struck.
My wife after two hours of grilling swears that she didn't pull it from my grasp , but I still have my doubts!!
Simon

[DaveM]

siwes said:

I ...was preaching (reading) aloud from the Sprint, Morgan's mutterings when the tragedy struck

Have you got a different version to me? I couldn't find Morgan's Mutterings!

Morgan the Mutterer!!

[Griffithy]

Shock, horrified!!!

I have just got my new Sprint.

One month waiting and no Morgan´s Mutterings.

Says he, snaps his Sprint and is on the way to the bathroom.... Flush.....