Online Etiquette Tutoring - A Business Opportunity?
Discussion
I'm at a loss currently, my life is empty, I read so much Internet and weep at many of the things I read, I'm utterly devoid of real female company, I have very few real friends, everything I know is learned from 'people' I know on the Internet, even my kids hate me because every time I tell them they are wrong and they disagree, I just point them to a page on the Internet which shows that I am right, everything I know is probably wrong, but it is so right because I can always find someone that agrees with me, so I'm thinking I should start a school teaching kids and maybe adults too about what the Internet really means, and how it affects people's lives, obviously I can type, and post on the Internet, long meaningful sentences are my biggest asset, is there a business opportunity here?
TheExcession said:
I'm at a loss currently, my life is empty, I read so much Internet and weep at many of the things I read, I'm utterly devoid of real female company, I have very few real friends, everything I know is learned from 'people' I know on the Internet, even my kids hate me because every time I tell them they are wrong and they disagree, I just point them to a page on the Internet which shows that I am right, everything I know is probably wrong, but it is so right because I can always find someone that agrees with me, so I'm thinking I should start a school teaching kids and maybe adults too about what the Internet really means, and how it affects people's lives, obviously I can type, and post on the Internet, long meaningful sentences are my biggest asset, is there a business opportunity here?
Run on sentences are a grammar fail. HTH.All that jazz said:
davepoth said:
Run on sentences are a grammar fail. HTH.
You see what I'm thinking though, the majority of people that I meet on the Internet, well, they just pour out the flood of consciousness that they are experiencing at that moment it time, often with little regard to how they might feel later, I'm thinking of the time that the fat Australian chick moved into the flat below, and she showed me facebook pics of her mum and I said 'bloody hell that's a cracking rack, is she coming to visit, can you friend us?', needless to say, if I'd just done it quietly on the Internet, I'd probably be in there, but no, I spoke my mind, out loud and in person, I think there is a real need for kids and probably some adults to learn the difference between Internet life and real life, it appears to me that they can be quite different, anyway next week I'm going on a writing course where allegedly they're teaching something called paragraphs, can't see the point myself, WTF has that got to do with communicating with people on the Internet?
In the back of my mind I was thinking that my course in setting up such a business would be that in dealing with the Internet vs real life it might require two rooms, the first room I think could be called the EHR - 'empty head room', it won't really be empty though as I would fill it full of hot chocolate vending machines, play dough and colouring books (maybe even supply free crayons - though I'm not sure, maybe they should bring their own crayons, or felt tip colouring tools), I'm also considering a petting corner, but this has brought up another concern, I'm not sure how we check if the animals are actually happy being kept in a corner,currently my only other idea of the second room is to fill it with a rugby pitch.
TheExcession said:
In the back of my mind I was thinking that my course in setting up such a business would be that in dealing with the Internet vs real life it might require two rooms, the first room I think could be called the EHR - 'empty head room', it won't really be empty though as I would fill it full of hot chocolate vending machines, play dough and colouring books (maybe even supply free crayons - though I'm not sure, maybe they should bring their own crayons, or felt tip colouring tools), I'm also considering a petting corner, but this has brought up another concern, I'm not sure how we check if the animals are actually happy being kept in a corner,currently my only other idea of the second room is to fill it with a rugby pitch.
If they look like this, you are good:
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