"Yes but you can write it off against tax ;)"
"Yes but you can write it off against tax ;)"
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blindswelledrat

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25,257 posts

262 months

Wednesday 5th September 2007
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Anyone else get ing irritated when people say that phrase to you.

Non business-owners genuinely seem to think that if you have a business then everything in the world is free because "you can write it off against tax" nudge nudge wink wink.
Everyone says it!!!!
The most widely used and meaningless phrase in existence.
I have developed a whole army of sarcastic comebacks to any unwitting friend or member of the family who says this to me.
Not many of them like me .

SGirl

7,924 posts

291 months

Wednesday 5th September 2007
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yes

That, and "but you can afford it. Use your company's money!".

535dman

2,725 posts

237 months

Wednesday 5th September 2007
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Yeh s sake i get this all the time too - especially with my car mad

Edited by 535dman on Wednesday 5th September 19:49

JonRB

80,095 posts

302 months

Wednesday 5th September 2007
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blindswelledrat said:
I have developed a whole army of sarcastic comebacks to any unwitting friend or member of the family who says this to me.
C'mon then. Share them.

I can pay you if you want, but you'll have to give me a VAT receipt because I'll want to write it off against tax. wink

Simpo Two

92,948 posts

295 months

Wednesday 5th September 2007
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How about 'Yes, but you get handed a wad of money every month just for turning up and doing what you're told'?

Imran-vx

11,838 posts

265 months

Wednesday 5th September 2007
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But I have to earn the money beforehand.

davidd

6,718 posts

314 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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Piss off you ignorant tt ?

A friend of mine is starting a business for the first time, I had to endure 2 hours of another friend (who has worked for the man for his entire life) telling us all the things friend one could claim against.. It is amazing, we should employ this chap as an accountant...NOT!

smile

D

slapmatt

1,132 posts

252 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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I think it is a myth largely perpetuated by business-owners, particularly self-employed plumbers/electricians who claim to put every conceivable expense through their business and therefore pay no tax.

arfur

4,016 posts

244 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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slapmatt said:
I think it is a myth largely perpetuated by business-owners, particularly self-employed plumbers/electricians who claim to put every conceivable expense through their business and therefore pay no tax.
I know a few who do ...

50 inch plasma = advertising / multimedia display unit

arse

JonRB

80,095 posts

302 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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arfur said:
50 inch plasma = advertising / multimedia display unit
That's just extracting the urine, unless it is genuinely for that at a dedicated business premises and even then only if used for that purpose.

arfur

4,016 posts

244 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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JonRB said:
arfur said:
50 inch plasma = advertising / multimedia display unit
That's just extracting the urine, unless it is genuinely for that at a dedicated business premises and even then only if used for that purpose.
Nope ... you were right the 1st time ! I know a few people who work like this and put all the toys through the business with interesting "descriptions"

blindswelledrat

Original Poster:

25,257 posts

262 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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arfur said:
slapmatt said:
I think it is a myth largely perpetuated by business-owners, particularly self-employed plumbers/electricians who claim to put every conceivable expense through their business and therefore pay no tax.
I know a few who do ...

50 inch plasma = advertising / multimedia display unit

arse
But the point being that you still need the money to buy it.
You don't go into a shop and say:
"Ill have that tele please"
"Ok that'll be £1500 please"
"Fine, but I shan't be paying as I am writing it off against tax!!!!"

blindswelledrat

Original Poster:

25,257 posts

262 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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arfur said:
JonRB said:
arfur said:
50 inch plasma = advertising / multimedia display unit
That's just extracting the urine, unless it is genuinely for that at a dedicated business premises and even then only if used for that purpose.
Nope ... you were right the 1st time ! I know a few people who work like this and put all the toys through the business with interesting "descriptions"
Incidentally- that works fine until you get an Inland Revenue inspection.
Then it stops working fine!

Shine-On

39 posts

232 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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Buying some tyres for my van recently, I had the guy ask if I'm paying for it personally, or is it going throught the company. I'd said why does it matter - their reply was 'it will be more through the company because you can claim it back'. I said that is still my company, I have to earn the money to pay for the goods, so I don't want to pay more just because I use the company debit card instead of my own.

cardigankid

8,879 posts

242 months

Thursday 6th September 2007
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The problem is not how much you can write off your profits but how little. What is happening is that people are charging their expenses to a company which may be in a position to pay them but setting them against tax is another story altogether. I'm not an accountant though maybe I need one but I am getting seriously pissed off with this country.

Eric Mc

125,770 posts

295 months

Friday 7th September 2007
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Are you self employed?

The tax rules in other countries are not an awful lot different when it comes to claiming business expenses. I trained in Ireland and the general principles were the same.

cardigankid

8,879 posts

242 months

Friday 7th September 2007
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Yes, effectively a sole trader. Somehow I end up paying twice as much in tax as I take in drawings. Plus when I invest in the business, such as buying new IT equipment or cars for that matter, they come out of taxed income and I get capital allowances back at a trickle. So and these are just examples, I pay £25,000 for computers and £25,000 for a car in a given year, and the £50,000 gets taxed at 40% so I pay £20,000 in tax. Doesn't encourage investment, does it?

Eric Mc

125,770 posts

295 months

Friday 7th September 2007
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I hope you've claimed the 50% Cap[ital Allowances you are eligible for on the purchase of the computers.

In effect, the Revenue follows accounting principles when not allowing the full write off of capital costs in the year of purchase of a fixed asset. Don't forget that, when an asset is sold, remaining unused Capital Allowances ARE claimed in the year of disposal so, in effect, you DO get full allowances on the cost of the asset, spread over the period of time the asset was in use in the business. It's quite a fair system really.

Obviously, the Revenue are not so generous with motor cars and Capital Allowances on the purchase of buildings are either very low or non-existent.

Keep an eye out for the radical new rules coming in next year which completely change the whole Capital Allowance scenario for small businesses.
Eaxh year a small business will be able to claim 100% allowances on Plant and Machinery expenditure up to an annual ceiling of £40,000.
The nitty gritty of the new rules has yet to be released so how this scheme will REALLY work - i.e. interaction with old rules, purchase of cars, what happens when expenditure EXCEEDs £40,000 etc etc

cardigankid

8,879 posts

242 months

Friday 7th September 2007
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I'm not sure but I'll check. It has never been expressly discussed with me.

Can I ask, are you practising as an accountant?

Edited by cardigankid on Friday 7th September 19:46

egomeister

7,603 posts

293 months

Friday 7th September 2007
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cardigankid said:
I'm not sure but I'll check. It has never been expressly discussed with me.

Can I ask, are you practising as an accountant?
I think he's pretty experienced actually.

  • grabs coat....*