Heavies/debt collectors in Windsor please...

[derestrictor]

This is a plea on behalf of my good mate, Plotters.

Any PHers who are debt collectors and/or in a position to serve up a degree of physically intimidating muscle for the purposes of entirely justifiable, legal chattel removal please contact the aforesaid member.

I f@cking hate deceitful, theiving punters and old Matty is being stiffed disgracefully by some unholy, lying cow in a manner and over an affair of barely conceivable dishonour.

He will give you the info if you contact him but please help if you can.


Many thanks,

DeR.

[Fer]

Couldn't we just threaten her with a visit from Vixpy? That should cover it.

[CraigW]

i believe there was a chap who came to vmax,will see if I still have contact details.

[Plotloss]

Thats raised a much needed smile

Jamesuk28 is providing some exceptionally helpful advice, drawn from a vast knowledge on a subject that I'd hoped I'd never require.

PH - its an oasis of decency in a desert of deceit.

[pmanson]

derestrictor said:

I f@cking hate deceitful, theiving punters and old Matty is being stiffed disgracefully by some unholy, lying cow in a manner and over an affair of barely conceivable dishonour.

One is not amused:

[308mate]

Plotloss said:

Thats raised a much needed smile

• ****** is providing some exceptionally helpful advice, drawn from a vast knowledge on a subject that I'd hoped I'd never require.

PH - its an oasis of decency in a desert of deceit.

Top tip:

Perhaps keep IDs and details to a bare minimum, lest someone does get snotted (however justifiable) and people are then busted for aiding and abeiting.

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[JustinP1]

derestrictor said:

This is a plea on behalf of my good mate, Plotters.

Any PHers who are debt collectors and/or in a position to serve up a degree of physically intimidating muscle for the purposes of entirely justifiable, legal chattel removal please contact the aforesaid member.

I f@cking hate deceitful, theiving punters and old Matty is being stiffed disgracefully by some unholy, lying cow in a manner and over an affair of barely conceivable dishonour.

He will give you the info if you contact him but please help if you can.


Many thanks,

DeR.

After putting this so artistically, you will have to give us a bit more information now!

[Fer]

Then someone can suggest we kick her in the face, or nuke from orbit.

[JonRB]

Fer said:

Then someone can suggest we kick her in the face, or nuke from orbit.

I think conveyor belts need to figure in there somewhere too.

[sleep envy]

know any scaffolders?

[Plotloss]

sleep envy said:

know any scaffolders?

Thats a good point as they universally scare the shit out of me.

[sleep envy]

£30 a man for an hour of their time

[jamesuk28]

Job in hand. Kicking the f**k out of people is the boring option and rarely gets the client his or her money (although does provide an enourmous feeling of well being) http://www.debtcollectioncompany.co.uk or http://www.debtcollectionletters.co.uk

Edited by jamesuk28 on Saturday 13th October 22:41

[egomeister]

Hope you get it sorted Matt!