Best wikipedia page ever (citroen AX)

[pentoman]

I found this a while ago. Given that wikipedia is supposed to be an encyclopedia of factual, verifiable information only, this entry with tall tales about "how fast my AX could go" and wild comparisons is absolute genius!

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?t

"Also back in the day when I was a proud AX owner I happened to pull off a wheelspin, this resulted in one of the gearbox bolts falling out and forcing me to drive hope at a pathetic pace home in first gear with the engine screaming its nuts off. Then we come to the interiors."

"The hatchback feels about as solid as a melted chocolate bar."

Unfortunately someone has got rid of the funny stuff since I found it, the above link is to a previous version. Spoilsports!

[900T-R]

Fond memories of the 954cc example I had the use of for commuting for a year or two. One thing - they're actually rather well protected against rust. Which again is no real sursprise as half of the car seems to be made out of plastic.


As for performance... well, let's say you surely learn to anticipate on traffic, especially when merging or changing lanes...