iPad 5 million view in 5 days - Will it Blend
iPad 5 million view in 5 days - Will it Blend
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Bugeyeandy

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12,697 posts

227 months

Saturday 10th April 2010
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAl28d6tbko

of course it will smile

How long before he loses a hand / blows himself up / dies of cancer breathing that stuff??

FraserLFA

5,083 posts

204 months

Saturday 10th April 2010
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Hopefully soon. I'm getting bored of him destroying decent bits of kit

Mojooo

13,291 posts

210 months

Saturday 10th April 2010
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lol, has anything not blended?

Snoggledog

9,269 posts

247 months

Saturday 10th April 2010
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Interesting though how little volume it actually is once blended.

10JH

2,070 posts

224 months

Saturday 10th April 2010
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One of the best marketing campaigns ever.

cyberface

12,214 posts

287 months

Sunday 11th April 2010
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Am I just old and boring, or does anyone else agree that this whole 'blend' thing is fking pointless, unfunny, and a shameful characterisation of how American culture has become so debauched and wasteful that the pointless *destruction* of expensive, useful devices is repeatedly shown as 'entertainment'???

Driving over a brand new iPhone when everyone was desperate to get their hands on one - shock journalism, and the equivalent of burning a £50 note - a hidden meaning that maybe the irrational, hyped desires for material goods showed clearly how you were being manipulated by the marketing machine...

But the 'will it blend' campaign isn't even parody. It's just waste - sheer waste, the very worst and darkest side of a consumption-based economy.

Sure, I'm sounding like some hippy from a commune and everyone knows I've got so many gadgets that I regularly fall over them in my office. But I *fking USE them* and when I've stopped using them, I try to give them (or sell them) to someone who *will* continue to use them. Information and Communications Technology has made a massive difference to humanity, and in terms of broadening availability to information, I'd say the good sides outweigh the bad sides.

These things are *valuable* on a philosophical level - the whole 'blend' BS effectively says that it's all disposable, keep on wasting our resources. I could advertise a fking piece of STONE like this - hell, let's see whether this new £2000 Apple laptop survives being smashed repeatedly with a 100 kg stone? Wow - and now you can buy your own stone for £100. fking idiots.

One day it won't just be the Chinese sifting through old waste computer circuit boards to recover components and metals for recycling. And with a 'disposable consumer' approach to everything, I sincerely hope these people treat *data* with more respect...

ragedrunkragedrunk

Pigeon

18,535 posts

276 months

Sunday 11th April 2010
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Indeed. Pointless destruction for destruction's sake - it's on the same mental level as a pissed up chav smashing up a bus stop.

hornet

6,333 posts

280 months

Sunday 11th April 2010
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Has he ever tried blending one of his blenders, or would that cause the Universe to implode?

TonyToniTone

3,928 posts

279 months

Sunday 11th April 2010
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Pigeon said:
Indeed. Pointless destruction for destruction's sake - it's on the same mental level as a pissed up chav smashing up a bus stop.
Cannnot see the connection.
These virals must sell tons of blenders - very cost effective advertising.

Menguin

3,781 posts

251 months

Sunday 11th April 2010
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TonyToniTone said:
cyberface said:
Lots
Pigeon said:
Indeed. Pointless destruction for destruction's sake - it's on the same mental level as a pissed up chav smashing up a bus stop.
Cannnot see the connection.
These virals must sell tons of blenders - very cost effective advertising.
Totally agree. This isn't wanton destruction for the sake of entertainment, it is destructive entertainment with the intention of raising the profile of the company and selling its blenders.

I still want the gadgets they blend, but I also want a Blendtec blender now!

Bugeyeandy

Original Poster:

12,697 posts

227 months

Sunday 11th April 2010
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cyberface said:
But the 'will it blend' campaign isn't even parody. It's just waste - sheer waste, the very worst and darkest side of a consumption-based economy.
Think you've missed the point entirely - it's advertising pure and simple. 5 million people have seen what that blender can do for the cost of one iPad. I'm sure he's flogged a few on the back of his youtube vids.

Jonny_

4,709 posts

237 months

Sunday 11th April 2010
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Relax. It's just an iPad. It's not a life-support machine, or an MRI scanner, or indeed anything remotely useful.

(Although the blender dude really ought to put a dust mask or respirator on; finely-ground glass etc can't be good for you!)

Driver Rider

608 posts

227 months

Sunday 11th April 2010
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i can't belive i just watched this...total and utter waste

tinman0

18,231 posts

270 months

Sunday 11th April 2010
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Driver Rider said:
i can't belive i just watched this...total and utter waste
yeah, but they did blend Chris Crocker a couple of years back.

ShadownINja

80,138 posts

312 months

Sunday 11th April 2010
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I thought it was a bit wasteful but if it's to market the blender, I suppose it's no worse than destroying anything else to make a Top Gear sketch or a blockbuster film or leaving your car running for 30 minutes to listen to the radio while your wife pops into Tesco to do the shopping.

LukeBird

17,170 posts

239 months

Sunday 11th April 2010
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hornet said:
Has he ever tried blending one of his blenders, or would that cause the Universe to implode?
hehe

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Conian

8,030 posts

231 months

Sunday 11th April 2010
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good marketing for both products there

not only did the blender ....er.... blend it..... but he used the blender as an anvil to snap the ipad in half, well, fold it

and the ipad carried on working pretty well too

result for both parties i'd say.

Engineer1

10,486 posts

239 months

Sunday 11th April 2010
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Mojooo said:
lol, has anything not blended?
Chuck Norris does not blend, proof

10JH

2,070 posts

224 months

Sunday 11th April 2010
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Far better use for an iPad than this destruction video -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGUppxoJUVg&fea...

Which I didn't find at all interesting/funny.

Blue Meanie

73,668 posts

285 months

Sunday 11th April 2010
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10JH said:
Far better use for an iPad than this destruction video -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGUppxoJUVg&fea...

Which I didn't find at all interesting/funny.
Can't see the point. Attention seeking cock-turds.