The long story

[Chilliman]

Just for a bit of fun, thought I'd start a long story.. See how long we can keep it going..

Once upon a time, this bloke bought a TVR, after owning it for two weeks he decided....

[pwd95]

he wanted more power so...

[ray von]

..... he decided to sell it. The end

[Chilliman]

However, the bloke who bought it off him thought...

[Macey]

must join the AA...

[so called]

as he needed to stop drinking if he was going to get the most out of his TVR.

[haircutmike]

He carried a couple of bottles of best 10 year old whisky in that old golf bag he kept in the boot just in case he met any griff boys

[Chilliman]

Who found it ideal stuff for polishing there medallions, and....

[pistolar]

an Atom bomb exploded and everyone and everything was destroyed.

[Chilliman]

Except the TVR factory in Blackpool (Jeez this is hard work keeping this going) out of which arose.......

[clive f]

a new 3 wheeled electric tvr, which ran for 1hr before having a flat battery...........

[haircutmike]

Twas the brainchild of a certain Mr Clarksons nephew.

[tjassist]

Who woke up from his dream....to find

[cabbron]

the engine melted and on advice from jc should have a mahooosive v8 installed

[G20RG B]

He had a bit of morning glory dreaming of owning a CERBERA......aaahhhhhhh

[cabbron]

with a v8

[phillpot]

diesel engine

[tjassist]

or a griff as it known.then jumping into a chimp ...

[Chilliman]

Which, as everyone knows, is.......

[haircutmike]

A plastic tub with 4 wheels and a strange burble sound.






You realise that I have just renewed the offside track rod 'cause play in the ball joint was noted as an advisery on it's mot this week while you lot are larking about!