X-Factor shanannigans

[Puggit]

Quelle Surprise.

The Yanks don't understand Cheryl Cole, the Brits don't want a chav from n-dubz on the UK version, so Cheryl is homesick and flying home.

Didn't see that one coming from a mile off.

Simon Cowell is so boringly predictable...

[Jasandjules]

Some you win, some you lose. I am sure Mr Cowell's bank account however still rises.

[Bullett]

SC is the only winner in these things. And for that you have to respect him.