Jo Whiley
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fatboy69

Original Poster:

9,424 posts

210 months

Sunday 26th June 2011
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Wow. Doesnt she look hot in HD?


RedWhiteMonkey

8,680 posts

205 months

Sunday 26th June 2011
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fatboy69 said:
Wow. Doesnt she look hot in HD?
She's awful.

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

229 months

Sunday 26th June 2011
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I always though so.

Then I saw her in the Apple store in Milton Keynes about 6 months ago.

She looked like Zelda out of Terrahawks. If Zelda from Terrahawks had just got out of bed.

With a massive hangover.

Seriously unattractive. Great shame as I had always thought her to be rather lovely.

pacman1

7,324 posts

216 months

Sunday 26th June 2011
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Ha, I would.
And would again.smile

fatboy69

Original Poster:

9,424 posts

210 months

Sunday 26th June 2011
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Yeah well. I would. Many times. She looks great.

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

229 months

Sunday 26th June 2011
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You would be disgusted with yourself the next morning.

You HAVE to believe me on this. It was more dissapointing than Christmas morning 1983 when my parents had bought me a Zeta Falcon Pro rather than the Mongoose I wanted.

Whats the opposite of a life affirming event? Becuase that's what it was.

fatboy69

Original Poster:

9,424 posts

210 months

Sunday 26th June 2011
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It must be me then!!!

However i did once wake up next to a moose.....

Believe me when i say it was a horrible sight. Looked ok through a haze of alcohol however the next morning when it dawned on me just what i had done..

Oh god. It was awful.

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

229 months

Sunday 26th June 2011
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No it's not just you, I used to think she was pretty hot.

Then I saw her in real life. And it was frightening. I'm sure that she is a lovely person and a talented broadcaster but...

You know when you get a buy a burger from a fast food joint and what you are presented with is this sad, unnattractive, unappetising mess in front of you - and you look at the picture up on the wall and you think "What i have in front of me bears no resemblence to the advertised image"

It was very much like that. Only worse. And much more dissapointing.

RedWhiteMonkey

8,680 posts

205 months

Sunday 26th June 2011
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But she isn't even a talented broadcaster, she is terrible on the radio. I have no idea how she has managed to stay on air for so long, she must have some dodgy pictures of senior BBC management.

fatboy69

Original Poster:

9,424 posts

210 months

Sunday 26th June 2011
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OK. Guess its back to Carol Vorderman!!!!!

Gone.

Ken Sington

3,964 posts

261 months

Sunday 26th June 2011
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From what I have seen of the Glasto coverage this year, she is preferable to some of the other presenters incessantly fawning over the rappers and their ridiculous posses!

audidoody

8,598 posts

279 months

Sunday 26th June 2011
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She'd be alright if she didn't try so bloody hard to be down with the kids.

Toyowner

25,356 posts

244 months

Sunday 26th June 2011
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You made your point....

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

190 months

Sunday 26th June 2011
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When her and Zane Lowe (is he related to Arthur?) on the telly on Friday, I didn't know which one I wanted to strike first. Then I saw Bonio and Morrissey and wanted to deck them two as well.

Y282

20,566 posts

195 months

Sunday 26th June 2011
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Willy Nilly said:
When her and Zane Lowe (is he related to Arthur?) on the telly on Friday, I didn't know which one I wanted to strike first. Then I saw Bonio and Morrissey and wanted to deck them two as well.
at the risk of sounding a little racist, SURELY zane lowes visa has expired by now. we've got enough bar staff already.

pano amo

814 posts

259 months

Sunday 26th June 2011
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fatboy69 said:
OK. Guess its back to Carol Vorderman!!!!!

Gone.
I'd take Carol's used panties rather than a night with Jo.

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

229 months

Sunday 26th June 2011
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pano amo said:
I'd take Carol's used panties rather than a night with Jo.
What happens if there was "one from the bottom" in there?

eric twinge

1,797 posts

245 months

Sunday 26th June 2011
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Jo "I invented music" Whiley.

Dreadful woman.

In my own opinion of course.

Edited by eric twinge on Sunday 26th June 21:55

MiniMan64

18,882 posts

213 months

Sunday 26th June 2011
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eric twinge said:
Jo "I invented music" Whiley.

Dreadful woman.

In my own opinion of course.

Edited by eric twinge on Sunday 26th June 21:55
Can't stand her.

Quote from BBC3 Friday night "I remember back when I discoverd U2..."


This quote might have been taken out of context

pano amo

814 posts

259 months

Sunday 26th June 2011
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Mr Gearchange said:
What happens if there was "one from the bottom" in there?
lick