Rain with stuff in it... or worse

[pilchardthecat]

Washed the car yesterday. Now it's covered in zillions of little cruddy cirley marks like it's been hosed with dirty water or jizzed upon by a thousand tiny gnomes.

I don't believe it has rained here today (yet) so alarmingly the masturbating gnome theory is the most plausible.

I am considering hiding in some bushes to see if i can catch them "at it".... but before i do this i thought i'd see if anyone has a better explanation.

[eldar]

Its onastic gnomes for sure. Is the car silver, they are attracted to that. Maybe replace it with a blue car, they are frightened of blue, so will keep away.

[Zwoelf]

Limescale in your water.

[anonymous-user]

Buff it up. Gnome jizz makes all cars sparkle and adds 5-10 BHP. The only thing that beats Gnome jizz is Unicorn poo.

Edited by Breadvan73 on Monday 27th June 19:28

[GAjon]

Breadvan73 said:

Buff it up. Gnome jizz makes all cars sparkle and adds 5-10 BHP. The only thing that beats Gnome jizz is Unicorn poo.

Edited by Breadvan73 on Monday 27th June 19:28

Yea but its against the law now, something to do with Elf & Safety.

[anonymous-user]

Boom tish!

[GAjon]

I Thayank you.

[pilchardthecat]

eldar said:

Its onastic gnomes for sure. Is the car silver, they are attracted to that. Maybe replace it with a blue car, they are frightened of blue, so will keep away.

Hmm. It is blue, and yet it's splattered with gnome spunk. Perchance they are particularly bold gnomes.

[Zwoelf]

pilchardthecat said:

eldar said:

Its onastic gnomes for sure. Is the car silver, they are attracted to that. Maybe replace it with a blue car, they are frightened of blue, so will keep away.

Hmm. It is blue, and yet it's splattered with gnome spunk. Perchance they are particularly bold gnomes.

Smurfs then. Smurfette's evidently on holiday.