I do car real good ten pound boss
I do car real good ten pound boss
Author
Discussion

pops and bangs

Original Poster:

674 posts

186 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
quotequote all
Was in a retail park yesterday and was approached by one of those car cleaners, he wanted ten pounds, yes ten pounds to do JUST the outside.

"Car wash?" No thanks "I do car real good, ten pound boss"

I later hear him telling someone else 6 pound laugh

I decided in the end to buy some car cleaning products and do it myself as the weather was nice, I gave up and went to my local car wash.

Now I know they leave swirl marks, but they do a better job than I do in less than half the time, but does anyone use those guys in car parks, do they use the same bucket of water all day?

I always just see them pushing about a trolley with brown water hehe

sday12

5,067 posts

240 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
quotequote all
Racist!

NiceCupOfTea

25,586 posts

280 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
quotequote all
Frankly I wouldn't trust them with putting my trolley back in the rack properly, much less washing my P&J.

Gandi69

85 posts

191 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
quotequote all
Epic story

hornetrider

63,161 posts

234 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
quotequote all
I was passenger in a mates car a while back when he went to a eastern european hand car wash type place. He swore by them and reckoned they were excellent, car was always 'mint' afterwards.

To my horror they washed the wheels free of grit with the same shammy & bucket they did the paintwork with - and they did the wheels whilst they were going round the car! yikes

AndyT77

1,755 posts

191 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
quotequote all
sday12 said:
Racist!
Yeah he should have said 'dirty' water.....rolleyes

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

279 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
quotequote all
Or, for free car washes, just raise your windscreen wipers when you park your car - you'll come back to a lovely clean car biggrin

pops and bangs

Original Poster:

674 posts

186 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
quotequote all
hornetrider said:
I was passenger in a mates car a while back when he went to a eastern european hand car wash type place. He swore by them and reckoned they were excellent, car was always 'mint' afterwards.

To my horror they washed the wheels free of grit with the same shammy & bucket they did the paintwork with - and they did the wheels whilst they were going round the car! yikes
I used to worry about swirl marks, scratches etc but I've given up as in the past I'd get my previous cars detailed but I'd always get the car marked.

Either people opening their doors against mine, or the girlfriend hitting her bag against the body work when getting in.

It got to an obsessive stage where I would park miles away from any cars, but would always come back to find a car parked next to mine rather than the 50 other empty spaces or find a random trolley next to my car.

And when the car was parked at home the cats would use it as a climbing frame....

So what's my point? Well I've just accepted that cars will get marks and after the 100th mark you stop caring smile

alfa pint

3,856 posts

240 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
quotequote all
There's a group of Poles set up a car cleaning business in an old forecourth in Plymouth.

£6 for a normal wash. They do a cracking job, including inside the doors and the sills.

Mate of mine went for a full valet on his golf convertible prior to selling it. His other car is a Bristol 410 and he knows a clean car when he sees one. Even he was very impressed.

Unfortunately I don't live there anymore and have to do my own wash.

Eddh

4,656 posts

221 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
quotequote all
I wouldn't use these TBH.

But I went with my OH to get her new (to her) Yaris done by one of these old petrol station jobbies, they did a cracking job for 15 quid inside and out, used clean water etc as well.

I would have washed it myself but I couldn't be arsed spending hours washing a Yaris.

R12HCO

826 posts

188 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
quotequote all
They got rid of the africans from tesco as people complained about being hassled by them.

I never used them, and i swore blind i would never take my car for one of the said eastern european (and beyond) stlye car wash. Untill one day last winter, my megane f1 was so dirty i couldnt see the reg plate and the dirt was sound bound on it wouldnt jet wash off properly.

I took it to one local to my girlfriends house, and i was very impressed. The wheels on my car were stupid to clean (black and lots of brake dust due to the drilled brembos), and they really went to town on it. They did the outside, twice to get the dirt off then clean again to make it shine, used new shammy leathers etc and got it looking brand new. I couldnt believe it. And i often go back there.

Tried another and they where st. They didnt even touch the wheels. But for my corsa run around i just take it to the jet wash and pay 3 quid and do it myself. Doesnt need to look fancy.

pops and bangs

Original Poster:

674 posts

186 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
quotequote all
[redacted]

KB_S1

5,967 posts

258 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
quotequote all
There is a car wash station near us that employs a couple of very attractive young European ladies.
It has become very popular with some friends who normally, are very particular over anything going near their cars.

Obviously these young ladies must do an excellent job with the bodywork.

Dog Star

17,587 posts

197 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
quotequote all
£15 !!! Have you lot lost your senses? I earn a decent wedge, drive a nice car etc but there's no way I'm paying someone that kind of money to clean my car - if I had millions in the bank I would feel the same. I bet you still moan about petrol going up 1p/litre though.

J4CKO

46,824 posts

229 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
quotequote all
However much money I have/had, I do it myself, sense of satisfaction, gets me in the open air, bit of activity and I dont have to wait for 30 minutes in the queue at the local hand wash place, I see families sat there for ages waiting for their old heap to be cleaned, ffs go home, get a bucket, some soap, water and a sponge you lazy people !

Zwoelf

25,867 posts

235 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
quotequote all
pops and bangs said:
I used to worry about swirl marks, scratches etc but I've given up as in the past I'd get my previous cars detailed but I'd always get the car marked.
Always park next to a nicer car than your own, thieving s are more attracted to shiny things. wink

nouze

853 posts

206 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
quotequote all
R12HCO said:
I took it to one local to my girlfriends house, and i was very impressed. The wheels on my car were stupid to clean (black and lots of brake dust due to the drilled brembos), and they really went to town on it.
I'm sure they did, those acid based wheel cleaners do miracles with both the dirt and wheels (be sure to check for acid marks around the edges and/or on your brakes).

homerjay

1,249 posts

254 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
quotequote all
mobile valeter who comes to work told one of my collegues that she'd just bought an R8!

said she'd bring it round to show us.

a fking r8, from washing cars!!??!

she must have meant rx8?

otherwise, im in the wrong job.

Zwoelf

25,867 posts

235 months

Tuesday 5th July 2011
quotequote all
homerjay said:
mobile valeter who comes to work told one of my collegues that she'd just bought an R8!

said she'd bring it round to show us.

a fking r8, from washing cars!!??!

she must have meant rx8?

otherwise, im in the wrong job.
Take payment in cash, pay rent in cash, pay illegal immigrants sub-minimum wages in cash...