Generalisations that are mostly true....

[pops and bangs]

Yes it's a boring day....And yes I know we should NEVER generalise, but *shock horror* we do.

Anyway what generalisations have you heard that seem to be mostly true from your own experience?

Mine is Buses that think they own the road, honestly most bus drivers I see will not hesitate to just pull out on you, afterall it's not their car.

The other one is Range Rovers up your ass, if I'm on the motorway and there is a 4x4 about 10cm from my bumper chances are it'll be a Range Rover.

p.s I promise this is the last thread from me for this week (I love the paper bag smiley lol)

[Rawwr]

Audi drivers are aggressive morons.
BMW drivers are like Audi drivers.
Mercedes drivers are old.
Jaguar drivers are older.
Japanese car drivers are immature lunatics.
Korean car drivers are geriatric lunatics.
Lotus drivers work in IT.
TVR drivers like medallions.
Corvette drivers are called Biff and beat their wife.
American cars don't go around corners.
Cayman drivers couldn't afford a 911.
Boxster drivers have no imagination.
911 drivers are middle-aged badge snobs.
Range Rover Sport drivers sell a lot of powder.
Bentley drivers play football for a living.
Rolls Royce drivers are pretentious.
R8 drivers are afraid of real supercars.
Ferrari drivers like Ferrari clothing.
Aston Martin drivers think they're James Bond.
French cars fall apart and are made of foil.
German cars are over-sprung under-damped and joyless.
Italian cars are rusting electrical timebombs.
Ka drivers are too cool to care.

[bobmcgod]

pops and bangs said:

The other one is Range Rovers up your ass, if I'm on the motorway and there is a 4x4 about 10cm from my bumper chances are it'll be a Range Rover.

Or an X5

[pops and bangs]

GentleFellow said:

Try driving the bus for one day, and see if you can wait patiently after thousands of disgruntled passengers have told you off for being 5 minutes late.

I suppose so

Although I'd probably still wait for someone to let me out, but I'm nice like that

bobmcgod said:

Or an X5

Ah yes, forgot about them.

It's odd how I never have a kia sportage, or a nissan qashqai up my ass, there must be something in it

Here's another one, most subaru drivers are chavs

[mikeplummmer60]

I drive a Ka, does this make me cool? (it's my daughter's)

[GT03ROB]

Rawwr said:

Audi drivers are aggressive morons.
BMW drivers are like Audi drivers.
Mercedes drivers are old.
Jaguar drivers are older.
Japanese car drivers are immature lunatics.
Korean car drivers are geriatric lunatics.
Lotus drivers work in IT.
TVR drivers like medallions.
Corvette drivers are called Biff and beat their wife.
American cars don't go around corners.
Cayman drivers couldn't afford a 911.
Boxster drivers have no imagination.
911 drivers are middle-aged badge snobs.
Range Rover Sport drivers sell a lot of powder.
Bentley drivers play football for a living.
Rolls Royce drivers are pretentious.
R8 drivers are afraid of real supercars.
Ferrari drivers like Ferrari clothing.
Aston Martin drivers think they're James Bond.
French cars fall apart and are made of foil.
German cars are over-sprung under-damped and joyless.
Italian cars are rusting electrical timebombs.
Ka drivers are too cool to care.

Ok so I'm an aggresive moronic, middle aged badge snob, who works in IT and sells coke on the side.

Faily accurate

[kambites]

Rawwr said:

Lotus drivers work in IT.

That one's definitely true. The work car park is full of the things.

[MarJay]

Vauxhalls are st.

[MK4 Slowride]

mikeplummmer60 said:

I drive a Ka, does this make me cool? (it's my daughter's)

No, as it'll be pink or have many pink items contained within.