Antenatal Cerbera randomness!
Antenatal Cerbera randomness!
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Brummmie

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5,284 posts

250 months

Thursday 7th July 2011
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In Antenatal class tonight, and the the midwife was describing the stages of birth using a Vauxhall Corsa as a boring run of the mill type of birth, then tried to describe another type of birth equating it to a fast car..

She said i quote " a really fast car like a TVR " Mrs Brum and i looked out the corner of our eye at each other, she then said "like a TVR Cerbera!" Mrs Brum and i laughed, she asked why and i owned up.

She then said she had a turmolic relationship with a guy who used to own one and what fast car it was...
Anyone here shagging a midwife a few years back? hehe

ETA i was in the 320 oil burner btw!

Gazzab

21,638 posts

311 months

Friday 8th July 2011
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I guess an LSn Cerbera style birth will be quite something. :-)

gruffalo

8,150 posts

255 months

Friday 8th July 2011
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Would need catch fencing I would thinkyikes

Gazzab

21,638 posts

311 months

Friday 8th July 2011
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They do have fishing nets on poles in the birth pools dont they?