Taking "Bob" the virgin out tonight to try and get him laid!
Taking "Bob" the virgin out tonight to try and get him laid!
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Emeye

Original Poster:

9,781 posts

253 months

Saturday 9th July 2011
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Off down Manchester soon - thought I'd try to use the wonder of modern tech to try and keep you updated as we go along.

Original thread here:
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

smile

hornetrider

63,161 posts

235 months

Saturday 9th July 2011
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This will be my bookmark smile

43034

2,971 posts

198 months

Saturday 9th July 2011
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Bookmarked.

Lets see if 'Bob' manages it!!

Dan_1981

18,109 posts

229 months

Saturday 9th July 2011
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Luckily I have nothing better to do on my Saturday evening than sit at home looking at a screen reading updates about an almost 40 yr old virgin.


Zwoelf

25,878 posts

236 months

Saturday 9th July 2011
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Dan_1981 said:
Luckily I have nothing better to do on my Saturday evening than sit at home looking at a screen reading updates about an almost 40 yr old virgin.
You too eh? hehe

chryslerben

1,269 posts

189 months

Saturday 9th July 2011
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Good luck remember aim low and alcohol is going to be your best friend.

Strachan

6,419 posts

184 months

Saturday 9th July 2011
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Dan_1981 said:
Luckily I have nothing better to do on my Saturday evening than sit at home looking at a screen reading updates about an almost 40 yr old virgin.
I do, but having wine and takeaway instead
Staying in can be as good as going out

T84

6,941 posts

224 months

Saturday 9th July 2011
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In!

Dan_1981

18,109 posts

229 months

Saturday 9th July 2011
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Zwoelf said:
Dan_1981 said:
Luckily I have nothing better to do on my Saturday evening than sit at home looking at a screen reading updates about an almost 40 yr old virgin.
You too eh? hehe
Oh yeah you'll also find me in the dirty take away thread later on aswell.

Living. The. Dream.

hehe


Strachan

6,419 posts

184 months

Saturday 9th July 2011
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Dan_1981 said:
Oh yeah you'll also find me in the dirty take away thread later on aswell.

Living. The. Dream.

hehe
Likewise, wine and curry on it's way.

GilbertGutbucket

663 posts

193 months

Saturday 9th July 2011
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chryslerben said:
Good luck remember aim low and alcohol is going to be your best friend.
Hook up with Rio in Manchester and before long his 4rsehole will be a blur!

RemainAllHoof

80,123 posts

312 months

Saturday 9th July 2011
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Show him this thread as a form of encouragement. wink

HD Adam

5,155 posts

214 months

Saturday 9th July 2011
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Emeye

Original Poster:

9,781 posts

253 months

Saturday 9th July 2011
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Things not exactly got off to a good start. Only just got the train and my phone isn't fully charged cost the lead had come out. I've decided not to tell bob what I'm up to as he might get nervous about it all. Planning on using stealth. Wish me luck!!!

Strachan

6,419 posts

184 months

Saturday 9th July 2011
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Emeye said:
Things not exactly got off to a good start. Only just got the train and my phone isn't fully charged cost the lead had come out. I've decided not to tell bob what I'm up to as he might get nervous about it all. Planning on using stealth. Wish me luck!!!
Schoolboy error. Or something else...
How often will you be able to update?
Plan of action?

Zwoelf

25,878 posts

236 months

Saturday 9th July 2011
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Dan_1981 said:
Oh yeah you'll also find me in the dirty take away thread later on aswell.

Living. The. Dream.

hehe
Same here. thumbup

chryslerben said:
Good luck remember aim low and alcohol is going to be your best friend.
I think he'll find his best friend is a middle-aged virgin who will still be one tomorrow unless he happens to stumble across a "glamour" model and has a pocket full of GHB hehe

Also, alcohol not good for a virgin - Sod's Law says it will loosen the inhibitions well enough for him to pull a bird who's willing enough, but he'll also overdo it just enough to be unable to perform. Then he will die a virgin.

traffman

2,263 posts

239 months

Saturday 9th July 2011
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Book marked!

crmcatee

5,808 posts

257 months

Saturday 9th July 2011
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I think this one suits both the thread and the women.


traffman

2,263 posts

239 months

Saturday 9th July 2011
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Popped my cherry at 20 so Bob is only twenty years after.


Go Bob!!

Oily Nails

2,932 posts

230 months

Saturday 9th July 2011
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Just in time for the front page of the last edition of the NOTW eh? wink