Final Meal

[Melman Giraffe]

So you are on death row and the warden requests your final meal. What would it be?

For me - Steak n Chips with pepper corn sauce, a glass of red wine and to finish port and blue cheese.

[jas xjr]

Roast lamb with all the trimmings and mint sauce. Rhubarb crumble with custard to follow.

[Smiler.]

What method of death?

I'd probably stuff myself with Phal (no rice or naan) to give me something else to think about.

[exgtt]

Xl donned kebab with a lamb vindaloo pored ontop and 4 roti.

Probably would be the meal I'd ask for after been stranded on a desert island for 5 years also.

Go on then chips aswel and a diet coke.

[lauda]

How many courses to they serve on death row?

I'd go for some sort of pan fried fois gras starter with a nice Sauternes, duck breast for main with a Shiraz and a nice little cheese selection and port to finish.

If I was going to the chair, I'd probably smell quite bad when I started 'cooking'.

[condor]

Some comfort food.

Steak and Kidney pie, mash, carrots, green beans,broccoli, peas and plenty of gravy
Bottle of good red wine to wash it down too

[cal72]

A Sunday roast with all the trimmings.
Treacle sponge and custard.

[Mobile Chicane]

KFC (bucket) and Krug.

[skilly1]

Pan fried Scallops
Chateaubriand with dauphinoise potatoes and greens
Home made profiteroles filled with real whipped cream and a hot chocolate sauce

Yum Yum Yum !

[P924]

Never ending gob stopper

[NDA]

Pussy?

I can see my coat.

I'll get it.

[Vieste]

Hands NDA his coat

last meal would be a kebab and all the crap that goes with it Plus kfc and tgi fridays steak with a nice domino's pizza,then the finest ice scream 99

[miniman]

[mattdaniels]

A pint of Polonium-210. If I'm going down I'm taking the coroner and any other feckers with me.

[Simpo Two]

mattdaniels said:

A pint of Polonium-210. If I'm going down I'm taking the coroner and any other feckers with me.

Unfortunately for your plan alpha radiation has a range of about 6cm in air and won't penetrate paper. You have to eat it.

[kiteless]

Sausage & mash.

Sausages from that butcher in Malvern (hideously expensive, but uncommonly good), mash courtesy of mrs k with a drizzle - nothing more - of her onion gravy.

[OdramaSwimLaden]

miniman said:

Pretty much sums up my last meal.

I'd want some chippy shop chips and cumberland sausages as well.....and a beer!

Edited by OdramaSwimLaden on Wednesday 27th July 23:01

[Boobonman]

lauda said:

How many courses to they serve on death row?

I'd go for some sort of pan fried fois gras starter with a nice Sauternes, duck breast for main with a Shiraz and a nice little cheese selection and port to finish.

If I was going to the chair, I'd probably smell quite bad when I started 'cooking'.

I've thought about this before. I imagine it might pay not to be too ambitious when ordering food on death row, the head of the prison kitchen probably isn't going to be giving Gordon Ramsey any sleepless nights.

I bet the prison guard wouldn't be too receptive to you sending back your ducke breast because it was over cooked.

[Mazdarese]

Duck Mole.

And 4 bottles of ice-cold Kasteel Kru.

[Davey S2]

Starter - Chicken & Sweetcorn soup

Main course - Fillet Steak, Chips, mushroom and green beans with a red wine and shallot sauce.

Dessert - Selection of ice cream

Washed down with a nice claret.