Pooing on a dead hedgehog

[funkyrobot]

I must admit that I've never heard of this before. Is it some sort of new extreme sport? Wouldn't want to squat too low

http://www.spaldingtoday.co.uk/news/man_defecated_...

Man ‘defecated on dead hedgehog in street’


Published on Friday 22 July 2011 16:00

A MAN accused of outraging public decency by defecating on a dead hedgehog in a Spalding street, will stand trial at the town’s magistrates’ court on Thursday, September 8.

Victor Ford (33), formerly of Gamlyn Close, Spalding, and now living in Boston’s Middlecott Close, pleaded not guilty to the charge when he appeared before Spalding magistrates on Thursday.

The charge relates to an incident on July 3.

[Hooli]

WTF did he do that for?

[Hugo a Gogo]

I bet he felt a prick...

[Castrol Craig]

He moves between Spalding & Boston. clearly the guy is just a glutton for punishment, hence this.

[y2blade]

and on the sabbath too

[funkyrobot]

Hooli said:

WTF did he do that for?

He needed a poo?

[Fer]

Hooli said:

WTF did he do that for?

Sh*ts n giggles?

[grumbledoak]

No need for a court case; someone should have just tripped him up while he was at it.

[funkyrobot]

Castrol Craig said:

He moves between Spalding & Boston. clearly the guy is just a glutton for punishment, hence this.

Maybe he lived in Boston but the blast moved him to Spalding?

Sorry, bad taste

[RemainAllHoof]

According to wikipedia, there's no limit on the fine or imprisonment period. Be funny if he got more than he would had he raped and killed someone. Well, I say funny, I mean unexpected.

[y2blade]

grumbledoak said:

No need for a court case; someone should have just tripped him up while he was at it.

nudge him backwards so he falls and lands in/on it

[blindswelledrat]

y2blade said:

grumbledoak said:

No need for a court case; someone should have just tripped him up while he was at it.

nudge him backwards so he falls and lands in/on it

That's what he said.

[Pondered Scrotum]

grumbledoak said:

No need for a court case; someone should have just tripped him up while he was at it.

Summary justice...nice.

[nobodyknows]

Anybody else laughing uncontrollably?

[Jasandjules]

nobodyknows said:

Anybody else laughing uncontrollably?

No.

I am however wondering just how low someone's intelligence must be to do such an act. I guess there are those who are a lot closer to the Apes than others.....

[TheEnd]

It was performance art, critical of modern city dwellers treatment of wildlife.

Tracy Eminem would have made a million out of that.

[RemainAllHoof]

TheEnd said:

It was performance art, critical of modern city dwellers treatment of wildlife.

Tracy Eminem would have made a million out of that.

Certainly, last time she left some st in the middle of a room she got a lot of attention.

[wolves_wanderer]

Jasandjules said:

No.

I am however wondering just how low someone's intelligence must be to do such an act.

Had you ever been to Spalding you wouldn't.

[mybrainhurts]

Jasandjules said:

nobodyknows said:

Anybody else laughing uncontrollably?

No.

I am however wondering just how low someone's intelligence must be to do such an act. I guess there are those who are a lot closer to the Apes than others.....

Oh, come on. Have you no sense of tradition..?

It's an ancient target sport in Lincolnshire, known as Hoggyploppe.

The hedgehog should, however, be alive and rushing round an enclosure.

[andy43]

Fer said:

Hooli said:

WTF did he do that for?

Sh*ts n giggles prickles?

EFA