Indian menus
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calibrax

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4,788 posts

239 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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I get a lot of Indian takeaway menus through my door and one thing has always puzzled me. Why can't they all choose one way of spelling the food and stick with it?

poppadom/pappadum/puppadom etc.
nan/naan
dansak/dhansak
masala/marsala/massala etc
bhaji/bhajee
paneer/ponir/poneer
biryani/biriani
chapati/chapatti

And when they do "English food"... why is it always omelettes?

Just wondering really...

chrismcg1

508 posts

201 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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It's been a long day Cali, hasn't it?

sinizter

3,348 posts

214 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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Because there is no right way to spell a Hindi word in English.

I doubt they actually want to serve omelettes, but there must be some customers who keep asking for them. And chips.

Landlord

12,689 posts

285 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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One word;

phonetics.

calibrax

Original Poster:

4,788 posts

239 months

Sunday 31st July 2011
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chrismcg1 said:
It's been a long day Cali, hasn't it?
Yes it has! Usually Sunday is my "doing feck all" day. Not today!

1) Had a long lie in, watched the Grand Prix, cooked lamb roast.

2) Weeded the driveway, trimmed the bushes at the side so they don't scratch the car.

3) Then some car maintenance... Replaced the coolant cap seals with viton rings, fixed a problem with my headlights (intermittent connection causing them to switch off under braking!), replaced both sidelight bulbs, cleaned out the passenger bulkhead plenum (a design fault means drain hole can easily get blocked, then it fills up with water... and what's in the plenum? Only the ECU...!), and fitted a driver's side grab handle (it was not fitted as standard due to MGR trying to save costs).

4) Watched Top Gear.

So, nothing major, but compared to a usual Sunday it feels like I've done a marathon!

paolow

3,261 posts

286 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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calibrax said:
I get a lot of Indian takeaway menus through my door and one thing has always puzzled me. Why can't they all choose one way of spelling the food and stick with it?

poppadom/pappadum/puppadom etc.
nan/naan
dansak/dhansak
masala/marsala/massala etc
bhaji/bhajee
paneer/ponir/poneer
biryani/biriani
chapati/chapatti

And when they do "English food"... why is it always omelettes?

Just wondering really...
Theres also pillau/pilaw/pilau and I'll cough to having considered the same thing too....
OT - OP - I can never look at your name without immediately thinking of the internet legend that is 'Malodrax'

pacman1

7,324 posts

221 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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Landlord said:
One word;
phonetics.
Indeed. I always though changing the name of the city of Bombay to Mumbai was a tad daft.
Apparently, Mumbai is the way in which you pronounce Bombay over there anyway! silly

Fortunately for me they all seem to spell vindaloo the same. smile

sinizter

3,348 posts

214 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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pacman1 said:
Apparently, Mumbai is the way in which you pronounce Bombay over there anyway! silly
No it is isn't.

jas xjr

11,309 posts

267 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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It's quite amusing but omelettes are very popular in India as are boiled eggs

miniman

29,912 posts

290 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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paolow said:
Theres also pillau/pilaw/pilau and I'll cough to having considered the same thing too....
Pilaf.

AKA: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilaf#Other_names

pacman1

7,324 posts

221 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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sinizter said:
pacman1 said:
Apparently, Mumbai is the way in which you pronounce Bombay over there anyway! silly
No it is isn't.
Care to expand on that?
Heard it on a radio 4 programme about modern India.
It was the BBC, so it must be true. wink

Cotty

42,155 posts

312 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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One thing that bugs me is nan/naan. My indian freind says nan translates to bread, so if you ask for a nan bread you are basically asking for bread bread.

My argument is there are so many different types of bread that if someones asks for bread how do you know which one to give them. I say we have named that flat bread as nan in our language to differenciate it from other breads. His opinion oviously differs.

So if I took my indian freind to a UK supermarket and asked him to get me bread would he bring me a nan or ask what sort of bread? If he asked what sort of bread what, should my answer be? If I say nan he would just say ok but which sort of bread. We could be there all day confused

sinizter

3,348 posts

214 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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pacman1 said:
Care to expand on that?
Heard it on a radio 4 programme about modern India.
It was the BBC, so it must be true. wink
At worst, it would be pronounce Bum-bye, at best as Bombay (as it looks).

Until some retard decided to change the name (along with Madras to Chennai), no one had heard of it being called Mumbai, not even my friends who had lived there.

A lot of people still refer to it as Bombay rather than Mumbai.

jas xjr

11,309 posts

267 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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Cotty said:
One thing that bugs me is nan/naan. My indian freind says nan translates to bread, so if you ask for a nan bread you are basically asking for bread bread.

My argument is there are so many different types of bread that if someones asks for bread how do you know which one to give them. I say we have named that flat bread as nan in our language to differenciate it from other breads. His opinion oviously differs.

So if I took my indian freind to a UK supermarket and asked him to get me bread would he bring me a nan or ask what sort of bread? If he asked what sort of bread what, should my answer be? If I say nan he would just say ok but which sort of bread. We could be there all day confused
Whilst your friend is correct , there are many types of bread in the uk as well as India. Nof all Indians would eat a naan. They might eat chappatti or tandoori roti

Most amusing is the word balti. Where I come from in India it means bucket smile

marksx

5,174 posts

218 months

Monday 1st August 2011
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sinizter said:
Because there is no right way to spell a Hindi word in English.

I doubt they actually want to serve omelettes, but there must be some customers who keep asking for them. And chips.
People like my aunt whose idea of exotic food is a cheese pizza, and has Scampi and chips in the Indian restaurant.

Doesn't like Indian food, but has never tried it. You know the kind.

Lefty

20,908 posts

230 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2011
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jas xjr said:
Most amusing is the word balti. Where I come from in India it means bucket smile
So Chicken Balti is basically KFC?

wink

Pickled Piper

6,452 posts

263 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2011
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jas xjr said:
Most amusing is the word balti. Where I come from in India it means bucket smile
Indeed, the other amusing word is 'Thali". This translates to "steel tray".

pp

blueg33

46,108 posts

252 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2011
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Is an Indian pre dinner nibble now called Mumbai Mix?

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

239 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2011
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blueg33 said:
Is an Indian pre dinner nibble now called Mumbai Mix?
Amongst the Anglo Indians I know, it's affectionately known as ' Polly's Dirt'

Cotty

42,155 posts

312 months

Tuesday 2nd August 2011
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Pickled Piper said:
Indeed, the other amusing word is 'Thali". This translates to "steel tray".
Always comes on a steel (or stainless steel) tray whenever I have had it