Mr Wheeler is for sale...

[cacatous]

I have it on good authority that Peter Wheeler is for sale.

The 6'5" Yorkshireman has been steadily building up his value by quitting smoking and growing taller.

A spokesman said "Yes it is true that Mr.Wheeler is for sale but we have yet to test him in the windtunnel and until then, we invite all potential suitors to place their bids. Any deposits placed up to that point are non refundable but can be transferred to other members of staff when they become available."

The value of TVR went up 10p after this news was released

[RichB]

COm on you've been around long enough now to know that all for sale postings should go in the For Sale pages, not in General Chatting Rich...

[Big Al.]

Duplicated threads are frowned upon as well

[smirnoff]

Saw Peter at the motorshow yesterday and he could do with a re-spray but is still looking very tall. The 2 lovelies who gate-crashed the TVR hospitalty room turned to him and said "what do you do at TVR then!!!!!", he smiled and got them some champers!!

[RichB]

smirnoff said:

The 2 lovelies who gate-crashed the TVR hospitalty room turned to him and said "what do you do at TVR then!"

And one of them was Danielle! Rich...

[donatien]

RichB said:

smirnoff said: The 2 lovelies who gate-crashed the TVR hospitalty room turned to him and said "what do you do at TVR then!" And one of them was Danielle! Rich...

Ah the lovely Danielle - imagine that with a V8

[mrmaggit]

donatien said:

RichB said: smirnoff said: The 2 lovelies who gate-crashed the TVR hospitalty room turned to him and said "what do you do at TVR then!" And one of them was Danielle! Rich... Ah the lovely Danielle - imagine that with a V8

Who's Danielle? Where's the photos?

[LuS1fer]

Are you referring to Danielle Mark 1 as Peter Wheeler has already restyled her and the new version is expected within weeks. She is widely expected to have a bigger arse and a nose job.

[RichB]

LuS1fer said:

Are you referring to Danielle Mark 1 as Peter Wheeler has already restyled her and the new version is expected within weeks. She is widely expected to have a bigger arse and a nose job.

Humm, well I reckon the Danielle I met at the factory back in '99 when I took delivery of my Griff was the MkI, since then she's definatly moved onto become the MkII model so if there's a new PW insired version on the cards it is probably the MKII 1/2 eh Rich...

[shnozz]

RichB said:

smirnoff said: The 2 lovelies who gate-crashed the TVR hospitalty room turned to him and said "what do you do at TVR then!" And one of them was Danielle! Rich...

[Podie]

cacatous said:

...by quitting smoking...

Note the size of the ashtrays in the new Tuscan convertible... TINY!

Now compare that to those the in the S series... which are HUGE!

[TVR Typhon]

I hope Peter Wheeler sold TVR to the right man, so the new boss make also great cars like now. I hope it. But its not normally to sold a car company!!! normally they got overtake not sold!! But i think Peter Wheeler is doing the right. So TVR (i hope) will have a great future with more greater, lighter, powerfuler cars like now. And maybe the worldbest sportscar maker of the world: LOL i hope so

>> Edited by TVR Typhon on Saturday 5th June 20:08

[TVR Typhon]

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[IPAddis]

TVR Typhon said:

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We can't read it, it doesn't make any sense!