Dear David Cameron - re London rioting scum
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Dear David
You have no doubt now received the cheque for £10,000 in payment of last month's tax bill.
In light of this, please could you arrange the following as soon as possible, and stop the lily livered pathetic handwringing non-efforts to deal with the huge gangs of criminal scum currently wrecking our City.
1. Deploy 5,000 sqauddies just back from Afghanistan on London's streets. With rubber bullets, stun guns, and live rounds if necessary.
2. Give the army orders to shoot anyone who is caught looting.
3. A curfew after 8pm for anyone under 16. Anyone caught out after that to be arrested and given 5,000 hours of community service. Anyone who doesn't do them to be imprisoned or put in the army.
4. Mandatory ten year sentence for looting. To be served on prison ships moored off the coast.
5. Any illegals involved to be deported forthwith to their country of origin.
6. Declare an absolute right for persons to protect their property by the use of lethal force.
Yours etc.
You have no doubt now received the cheque for £10,000 in payment of last month's tax bill.
In light of this, please could you arrange the following as soon as possible, and stop the lily livered pathetic handwringing non-efforts to deal with the huge gangs of criminal scum currently wrecking our City.
1. Deploy 5,000 sqauddies just back from Afghanistan on London's streets. With rubber bullets, stun guns, and live rounds if necessary.
2. Give the army orders to shoot anyone who is caught looting.
3. A curfew after 8pm for anyone under 16. Anyone caught out after that to be arrested and given 5,000 hours of community service. Anyone who doesn't do them to be imprisoned or put in the army.
4. Mandatory ten year sentence for looting. To be served on prison ships moored off the coast.
5. Any illegals involved to be deported forthwith to their country of origin.
6. Declare an absolute right for persons to protect their property by the use of lethal force.
Yours etc.
YOU JUST TOOK THE WORDS STRAIGHT OUT OF MY HEAD.
(yes - I know I am SHOUTING).
(PS) Am just popping out to loot the local Dixons for a new 50". I just put my foot through mine listening to May bleating on BBC "must put an end .. community leaders ..... robust policing ... will be arrests ... combing through CCTV ..." BLAH f
king BLAH.
(yes - I know I am SHOUTING).
(PS) Am just popping out to loot the local Dixons for a new 50". I just put my foot through mine listening to May bleating on BBC "must put an end .. community leaders ..... robust policing ... will be arrests ... combing through CCTV ..." BLAH f
king BLAH.
audidoody said:
YOU JUST TOOK THE WORDS STRAIGHT OUT OF MY HEAD.
(yes - I know I am SHOUTING).
(PS) Am just popping out to loot the local Dixons for a new 50". I just put my foot through mine listening to May bleating on BBC "must put an end .. community leaders ..... robust policing ... will be arrests ... combing through CCTV ..." BLAH fking BLAH.
+1(yes - I know I am SHOUTING).
(PS) Am just popping out to loot the local Dixons for a new 50". I just put my foot through mine listening to May bleating on BBC "must put an end .. community leaders ..... robust policing ... will be arrests ... combing through CCTV ..." BLAH f
king BLAH.I was so damn close to that last night.
Even worse than May bleating on, was seeing Diane fecking-useless-bint Abbott coming out with noises.
rhinochopig said:
and there is a desperate need for IED clearance operatives out in Afghanistan.
Now that's an idea I can get behind.We've needed a nice bit of conscription to weed out the scum class for a while now. Slap a uniform on them, ship them over with a weeks rations, and set them free in somewhere that represents what they are trying to create. Seems good to me.
Soovy could have said:
Dear Col Gaddafi/ President Assad
You have no doubt now received the cheque for 10,000 dinar/ Syrian Pounds in payment of last month's tax bill.
In light of this, please could you arrange the following as soon as possible, and stop the lily livered pathetic handwringing non-efforts to deal with the huge gangs of criminal scum currently wrecking our City.
1. Deploy 5,000 sqauddies on Tripoli's/ Damascus's streets. With rubber bullets, stun guns, and live rounds if necessary.
2. Give the army orders to shoot anyone who is caught looting/ causing any sort of trouble.
3. A curfew after 8pm for anyone under 16. Anyone caught out after that to be arrested and be imprisoned or put in the army or shot.
4. Mandatory ten year sentence for looting. To be served on prison ships moored off the coast.
5. Any illegals involved to be deported forthwith to their country of origin.
6. Declare an absolute right for persons to protect their property by the use of lethal force.
Yours etc.
A slight edit and this letter could go all over the world. Still happy with its content?You have no doubt now received the cheque for 10,000 dinar/ Syrian Pounds in payment of last month's tax bill.
In light of this, please could you arrange the following as soon as possible, and stop the lily livered pathetic handwringing non-efforts to deal with the huge gangs of criminal scum currently wrecking our City.
1. Deploy 5,000 sqauddies on Tripoli's/ Damascus's streets. With rubber bullets, stun guns, and live rounds if necessary.
2. Give the army orders to shoot anyone who is caught looting/ causing any sort of trouble.
3. A curfew after 8pm for anyone under 16. Anyone caught out after that to be arrested and be imprisoned or put in the army or shot.
4. Mandatory ten year sentence for looting. To be served on prison ships moored off the coast.
5. Any illegals involved to be deported forthwith to their country of origin.
6. Declare an absolute right for persons to protect their property by the use of lethal force.
Yours etc.
boy.Soovy said:
Dear David
You have no doubt now received the cheque for £10,000 in payment of last month's tax bill.
In light of this, please could you arrange the following as soon as possible, and stop the lily livered pathetic handwringing non-efforts to deal with the huge gangs of criminal scum currently wrecking our City.
1. Deploy 5,000 sqauddies just back from Afghanistan on London's streets. With rubber bullets, stun guns, and live rounds if necessary.
2. Give the army orders to shoot anyone who is caught looting.
3. A curfew after 8pm for anyone under 16. Anyone caught out after that to be arrested and given 5,000 hours of community service. Anyone who doesn't do them to be imprisoned or put in the army.
4. Mandatory ten year sentence for looting. To be served on prison ships moored off the coast.
5. Any illegals involved to be deported forthwith to their country of origin.
6. Declare an absolute right for persons to protect their property by the use of lethal force.
Yours etc.
You have no doubt now received the cheque for £10,000 in payment of last month's tax bill.
In light of this, please could you arrange the following as soon as possible, and stop the lily livered pathetic handwringing non-efforts to deal with the huge gangs of criminal scum currently wrecking our City.
1. Deploy 5,000 sqauddies just back from Afghanistan on London's streets. With rubber bullets, stun guns, and live rounds if necessary.
2. Give the army orders to shoot anyone who is caught looting.
3. A curfew after 8pm for anyone under 16. Anyone caught out after that to be arrested and given 5,000 hours of community service. Anyone who doesn't do them to be imprisoned or put in the army.
4. Mandatory ten year sentence for looting. To be served on prison ships moored off the coast.
5. Any illegals involved to be deported forthwith to their country of origin.
6. Declare an absolute right for persons to protect their property by the use of lethal force.
Yours etc.
Well said SoovyOne problem.
Dave now loves the EU. That's why he only came back today because push came to shove.
He doesn't give a toss.
He's my local MP and the change in him is unbelievable.
He was a true conviction politician (remember, we locally all knew him LONG before the public had even heard his name mentioned)
Now many say he has turncoated into a Bliar image.
He has but one ambition, to outdo Bliar, and become President of the EU. He simply loves the EU.
No?
Wait and see. It could be sooner than you think if he cannot handle the current crisis.
Dave now loves the EU. That's why he only came back today because push came to shove.
He doesn't give a toss.
He's my local MP and the change in him is unbelievable.
He was a true conviction politician (remember, we locally all knew him LONG before the public had even heard his name mentioned)
Now many say he has turncoated into a Bliar image.
He has but one ambition, to outdo Bliar, and become President of the EU. He simply loves the EU.
No?
Wait and see. It could be sooner than you think if he cannot handle the current crisis.
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