Fancy a lift in my Porsche?

[Terminator]

For those of you who never saw it, this appeared in todays 'Sun'



"WELL that’s one way to solve your parking problems ... a Porsche and a Vauxhall taxi end up stacked after a bizarre prang.

Boxster driver Barry Neale ploughed into the back of the K-reg Carlton when it stopped suddenly.

The low bonnet of the 150mph sports car shot under the bumper of the taxi and hoisted it into the air.

Barry, 45, feared he would be crushed but the £45,000 Porsche’s convertible roof took the two tons of strain.

The cabbie helped his unhurt passengers, a mum and baby, climb down the bonnet of the Porsche in Cardiff."

© 2002 News Group Newspapers Ltd

[Nacnud]

Any idea how fast the Porsche was going ?

[gtir]

As always I will add my silly thoughts...

SUN CAPTIONS:

"PONCY PORSCHE PARKER GETS POWOWED"
"PHWOARR WHAT A PORKER"

or PRIVATE EYE

"NASA FLYING CAR RUNS OUT OF FLAP"

I need a checkup from the neckup

[Bonce]

THE INDEPENDANT:
"Speeding driver terrorises taxi; kills mother and child"

[plotloss]

The Grauniad

C*nt in Porsche knackers taxi, family and environment.

[Roadrunner]

PH: numptie get's in the bleedin' way.

[Bonce]

CAMBRIDGE EVENING NEWS
"Frank the cat blames Porsche driver for broken pelvis"

[gnomesmith]

Lucky he missed that traffic cone, it could have been crushed.

[Roadrunner]

Design Week:

Thinking 'out of the box' solves the capital's parking dilemma.

[thom]

quote:the £45,000 Porsche’s convertible roof took the two tons of strain

If this is not publicity...But I didn't know a Vauxhall Omega was as heavy as this

[ZZR600]

quote:

quote:the £45,000 Porsche’s convertible roof took the two tons of strain

If this is not publicity...But I didn't know a Vauxhall Omega was as heavy as this

Fat mum and child on board with boot full of steak and kindeny pies ???

[sybaseian]

Letter from Camden Council:-

Dear Sir,

in light of your recent application for a residents parking permit, please find aforementioned permit denied.

Yours Faithfully,

Mrs Pie-eater (passenger in taxi)

[mattjbatch]

quote:

quote:the £45,000 Porsche’s convertible roof took the two tons of strain

If this is not publicity...But I didn't know a Vauxhall Omega was as heavy as this

Thom its the Sun. Any facts or figures quoted in said newspaper can be categorically regarded as false. (Bloody good read though )

[MEMSDesign]

quote:
PH: numptie get's in the bleedin' way.

The bloke in the boxter is 100% to blame. The vehicle in front stopping suddenly is not an excuse for driving into it, porker driver or not.

[mattjbatch]

The Porker's brakes probably failed.

PH HEADLINE: Ongoing Porsche Reliability Problems Almost Cost Lives

Sub-Heading: Now fed up owners turn to TVR for trouble free performance motoring.

: picksupcoatandheadsfordoorwithcarkeysinhand:


>> Edited by mattjbatch on Wednesday 15th May 16:43

[Roadrunner]

MAMS - it's called sarcasm

[Don]

quote:

quote:
PH: numptie get's in the bleedin' way.

The bloke in the boxter is 100% to blame. The vehicle in front stopping suddenly is not an excuse for driving into it, porker driver or not.

Absolutely right.

[Don]

quote:
PH HEADLINE: Ongoing Porsche Reliability Problems Almost Cost Lives

Sub-Heading: Now fed up owners turn to TVR for trouble free performance motoring.

: picksupcoatandheadsfordoorwithcarkeysinhand:

The Mrs tried that with me when the Boxster S conked out. 1-0. Then her Chim did on the M3. 1-1.

Bloody sports cars. Perhaps I should get that Fabia thing Ted just destroyed...err...reviewed.

[Roadrunner]

GT: Porsche makes 'flying lady' hood ornament debut.

[JMorgan]

The all new EJECTOR-Q-JUMPER needs a little fine tuning