Riots hitting the Rural reas now..

[poo at Paul's]

Just got back from trying to buy petrol for my mower and off road bikes. I cannot get any anywhere about, I've been to 6 filling stations within 20 miles of my house and none are selling petrol in containers, "due to the riots"

fking fktards, the nearest disturbance to rural Oxfordshire is 70 flipping miles away.

So i cannot mow the lawns this evening. I'm so fked off I may go and stove in the windows at the local Spar.

[benjj]

Some lads (who I assume were brought up in brick-built houses) threw an empty McDonalds bag out of a car onto an immaculately manicured grass verge in Harrogate today. What absolute monsters. I know how the people of London feel now. Like I've been raped.

[GregE240]

I had to pick up a discarded drinks can whilst out with the dog this morning.

The perpetrator is clearly not from round here...

[GTIR]

I was in town in Cambridge and went to Carter and Lewis wines and a chap in there was being served and said, with slightly raised voice, "What, you've got no '68 Dupree left!"

I was horrified and thought the rotter was going to "go off on one" so quickly left and informed a police chap of my fears.

It was jolly scary.

It's like I'm joined as one to my London cousins now.

[benjj]

GregE240 said:

I had to pick up a discarded drinks can whilst out with the dog this morning.

The perpetrator is clearly not from round here...

Sickening.

[krisdelta]

I've heard that someone spilt a latte in Guildford yesterday, think of the children! Surely this is all to prepare us for the impending zombie apocalypse......

[Westy Pre-Lit]

This madness is out of control.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cbVW_QS2eE&fea...

[George H]

Westy Pre-Lit said:

This madness is out of control.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cbVW_QS2eE&fea...

The bds. I hope the water cannons arrive there soon.

[Black can man]

Westy Pre-Lit said:

This madness is out of control.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cbVW_QS2eE&fea...

[Mini1275]

Westy Pre-Lit said:

This madness is out of control.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cbVW_QS2eE&fea...

The police really, really need to get a grip on this kind of behaviour before somebody is killed.

[hesnotthemessiah]

Truly depressing, I found some chewing stuck to the underneath of a table in Starbucks in Sheffield today. Filthy destructive animals! I beckoned over two very diligent Special Constables who were equally shocked. They have launched an investigation and told me unreservedly that no stone would be left unturned in their pursuit of these heartless criminals.

I will keep you guys posted of any developments.

[66comanche]

poo at Paul's said:

Just got back from trying to buy petrol for my mower and off road bikes. I cannot get any anywhere about, I've been to 6 filling stations within 20 miles of my house and none are selling petrol in containers, "due to the riots"

fking fktards, the nearest disturbance to rural Oxfordshire is 70 flipping miles away.

So i cannot mow the lawns this evening. I'm so fked off I may go and stove in the windows at the local Spar.

By the sixth time, did you not think of simply starting to fill the car and once they had enabled the pump sneakily fill a container on the ground?

[dfen5]

Looting's hit Barry Island..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFQVw0JMy-E

[y2blade]

some lycra on a pushbike discarded a banana skin in the hedge out here tonight....


...truly sickening

[T84]

GTIR said:

I was in town in Cambridge and went to Carter and Lewis wines and a chap in there was being served and said, with slightly raised voice, "What, you've got no '68 Dupree left!"

It only works if you're talking about a nice city.

[King Herald]

GTIR said:

I was in town in Cambridge and went to Carter and Lewis wines and a chap in there was being served and said, with slightly raised voice, "What, you've got no '68 Dupree left!"

People still drink that swill? Must be a sign of hard times a coming.

[Flintstone]

I saw someone shouting at a stoat in the top field.

[PhillipM]

poo at Paul's said:

Just got back from trying to buy petrol for my mower and off road bikes. I cannot get any anywhere about, I've been to 6 filling stations within 20 miles of my house and none are selling petrol in containers, "due to the riots"

fking fktards, the nearest disturbance to rural Oxfordshire is 70 flipping miles away.

So i cannot mow the lawns this evening. I'm so fked off I may go and stove in the windows at the local Spar.

My next race event is just south of London, it's going to be interesting trying to fill the cans up!

[mybrainhurts]

I swear I heard someone fart...


Edit...stand down, it was me

[Mst007]

Classic post mybrain, I truly laughed out loud