Anal Polishing analness (empathy from Pies only)
Anal Polishing analness (empathy from Pies only)
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powerlord

Original Poster:

771 posts

270 months

Tuesday 8th June 2004
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Just used local dealer for oil change, serving, etc.

Excellent service, well impressed. First time I've used them....

Only thing that did grate with me was:

"and we have washed the car for you sir"

I mean, top marks and all that. You can't really complain... except...

I was grating my teeth something aweful about it...

After spending 10-15 hours removing all hair line scratches/swirls and applying 50 quid worth of polishing products 2 weeks ago (maguire products, scratch X, full polish, full wax, keeping clean with detailer) the thing was perfect...

It was spotless and I had 20 sponges bought so that I could use a new one every time it needed washing.

they have now probably just removed most of my polish with cheap car wash and added back loads of swirls from their old sponge and shammy leather. :-(

It's not that I can see new scratches. Rather that I can imagine there MIGHT be some new ones.

Now have another 10-15 hour saturday ahead doing the whole lot again.

I realise that probably only Pies appreciates my teeth clenching moment but thought I'd share it with you anyway.

Last one of these was when I found out that my dad had 'done me a favour' and cleaned my car (and 4000 quid jap import yokohama alloys) on my 300zx... with washing up liquid.

They were simple, unlaquered aluminium. It was winter. I didn't realise he had done it for 2 weeks. By which time the things were fecked.

Not quite that bad... but now looking at every remaining hairline swirl and thinking

'was that there or is that new'

I know I won't be happy till I spend another weekend going through the whole thing again.. buggering arse.

I know.. STFU* and drive it. :-)

*shut the f**k up

anal stu

HarryW

16,009 posts

298 months

Tuesday 8th June 2004
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You really need to get and drive it more .

Harry

V8 Archie

4,703 posts

277 months

Tuesday 8th June 2004
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I should be so lucky! Last time I took mine for service I was told that a valet was part of it. Was if fk.

Oh, and the best picture I have shows it covered in dirt and salt .

Use it or lose it (as they say).

>> Edited by V8 Archie on Tuesday 8th June 01:47

WildfireS3

9,947 posts

281 months

Tuesday 8th June 2004
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Nope I fully understand. After spending best part of 4 hours cleaning my car, a friend came over and proceeded to draw a map on my bonnet with a nice greasy finger and left a load of lines across the bonnet. Not the same league, but I still understand.

greenv8s

31,010 posts

313 months

Tuesday 8th June 2004
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And is he back on solid food yet?

raceboy

13,888 posts

309 months

Tuesday 8th June 2004
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A guy I used to work with used to make a point, and leave a message in the car, that the car must not be washed while in for a service at the local BMW dealer
He also used to put small dobs of paint on vital nuts and bolts that would have to be broken if the invoiced work was to be carried out, and they were caught out on that one

Terminator

2,421 posts

313 months

Tuesday 8th June 2004
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raceboy said:
A guy I used to work with used to make a point, and leave a message in the car, that the car must not be washed while in for a service at the local BMW dealer
The only time my BMW gets washed is when it goes in for a service. Next one due in 9436 miles ....

Pies

13,116 posts

285 months

Tuesday 8th June 2004
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I feel for you,been in exactly the same situation

cirks

2,542 posts

312 months

Tuesday 8th June 2004
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my Saab dealer almost justify their high hourly rates by a) being very good towards their customers b) valeting my car almost everytime it is in! This time it was only for an MOT, corrosion check (for warranty) and air-con refill.
I remember the days when I had time to clean my car every week....now it's about every month and a bit (and then the Saab and TVR take it in turns :-( )

rev-erend

21,619 posts

313 months

Tuesday 8th June 2004
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greenv8s said:
And is he back on solid food yet?


New picture on your profile Pete .. nice bonnet vents.

When are you having the new addition to the engine fitted ?

V8 Archie

4,703 posts

277 months

Tuesday 8th June 2004
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Terminator said:
The only time my BMW gets washed is when it goes in for a service. Next one due in 9436 miles ....
Pies said:
I feel for you,been in exactly the same situation
It has been noticed .

K1 CERB

579 posts

287 months

Thursday 10th June 2004
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I can sympathise with you - a Garage should do mechanical 'Clever' stuff. Washing cars is easy & should be left to the owners (unless its a firms car). I know it is too late now & you will be busy for the next few weekends, but next time, ask them not to wash it.

K1 CERB