"Naming" cars
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J4CKO

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45,469 posts

221 months

Thursday 1st September 2011
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On another thread I saw someone say their past cars had names, do you anthropomorphise your car as I have never had the urge ?

Used to go in the local pub and this halfwit called John used to collar us and talk about his Fiesta which he had christened "Fiona", now he was a little "Special" so I can forgive him, the other excuse is being female and even then it only partly mitigates this trait, usually girly girls with pink "girls" cars and many teddies or new age types that rattle on about Chakra and st like that. My wife has an old Fiat 500 and thankfully that is just known as "The Fiat" by her or "Heap", st Heap", "Rattling Deathtrap", "Bain of my life" by me, it has not been given a cutesy Italian name like Luigi or Mario, its a car not a pet, I think the dog only got a name as the kids wanted one and the vets said that "Dog" wouldnt work on their system, also, naming your children appears to be mandatory, social services apparently only allow thinks Like "Child A" when there is an ongoing investigation, not just for lazy parents.

So, do you name your car, if so, why and do you intend to seek help ? biggrin

benjj

6,787 posts

184 months

Thursday 1st September 2011
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I had the misfortune of owning a 1998 Saab 93. I used to call it .

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

251 months

Thursday 1st September 2011
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I enjoy getting inside Katie.

darkcat

2,347 posts

191 months

Thursday 1st September 2011
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Ive only had the urge to make 2 cars (of many), a classic mini that was called Marvyn, and my TVR which, predictably was named Trevor.
HOWEVER - i dont "name" them if i talk to people about them, just for me...

so.. what to call my lotus?...... Larry? Lez?

Pooky67

577 posts

180 months

Thursday 1st September 2011
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Mini's tend to all have names, my gf's Mini 25 is named Henrietta. Our Seat LCR is nicknamed Treacle because it's black.

Edited by Pooky67 on Thursday 1st September 13:19

trackerjack

649 posts

205 months

Thursday 1st September 2011
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Sadly a lot of classic owners are afflicted with this annoying disease, these are generally the types that have a garage potato that just gets polished and put in a field while other "car namers" come up and say "I had one of those but mine had the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."
However track day and race types do not seem so afflicted unless you know otherwise!

Gad-Westy

16,104 posts

234 months

Thursday 1st September 2011
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Cyril, Bertha and Wolfgang checking in.

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My old Westfield was christened Willy by it's previous owner. Couldn't carry that one on.

"Is that the AA? yes, I seem to have a willy problem again if you wouldn't mind sending one of your chaps out to take a look."

LuS1fer

43,092 posts

266 months

Thursday 1st September 2011
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Some of mine get names, some don't, depends on the car. Had a Mini once called Merv The Swerve but even the ones I named didn't really get called by name. I blame my mate who christened his first Anglia, Eric, but even at age 51 he still insists on giving all his family and friends stupid nicknames.

Lets Torque

10,974 posts

178 months

Thursday 1st September 2011
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I think this is the only car we named.

We called it 'The Beast'



5.0 V8 , RWD , 8 Seater , great stories come as standard. It was dads daily for 2.5 years. Ahhh good times...

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Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

251 months

Thursday 1st September 2011
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darkcat said:
so.. what to call my lotus?...... Larry? Lez?
Lionel.

Mikeyplum

1,646 posts

190 months

Thursday 1st September 2011
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Cock Womble 7 said:
I enjoy getting inside Katie.
Me too

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

247 months

Thursday 1st September 2011
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I remember some documentary or other about this sort of thing, and one woman had a Mini van.

Called, and I st thee not, Gently Parcel.

anonymous-user

75 months

Thursday 1st September 2011
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My Mini is called Evie, named after a really fit Irish girl I know.

McSam

6,753 posts

196 months

Thursday 1st September 2011
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Cock Womble 7 said:
darkcat said:
so.. what to call my lotus?...... Larry? Lez?
Lionel.
hehe I like that



Sold an A4 registered Pxxx AWL to a mate, he now refers to it as Paul, which is not unreasonable!

I think I'd probably name my own A4 if I could think of a German girl's name I liked..

VR6 Turbo

2,682 posts

175 months

Thursday 1st September 2011
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the OH has named her BMW Mini Martha and my Golf has been named Hannah after her. apparently this is because I spend so much time and hard earned on it, it stops her thinking I am having an affair. apparently a new LSD doesn't count as and engagement ring? who'd have thought.

VR

LuS1fer

43,092 posts

266 months

Thursday 1st September 2011
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McSam said:
I think I'd probably name my own A4 if I could think of a German girl's name I liked..
My Golf is called Gretchen and I had an Alfasud once called Gina. A Corvette named Nadine, a Mustang named Rosie... Wait, I've said too much....


Edited by LuS1fer on Thursday 1st September 14:01

Gad-Westy

16,104 posts

234 months

Thursday 1st September 2011
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darkcat said:
so.. what to call my lotus?...... Larry? Lez?
Mine was called Leticia. Not my choice but it somehow stuck.

Lets Torque

10,974 posts

178 months

Thursday 1st September 2011
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This thread is making me want to get a black Dodge Challenger SRT-8.

Just for the fact I can call it 'Black Betty' and have this song playing over and over again. laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMLnDuzgkjo

yes

LuS1fer

43,092 posts

266 months

Thursday 1st September 2011
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Lionel.
Labia but don't get in a flap about it. wink

Gad-Westy

16,104 posts

234 months

Thursday 1st September 2011
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LuS1fer said:
My Golf is called Gretchen and I had an Alfasud once called Gina. Wait, I've said too much....
My Golf was called Rolf. See what I did there? All imagination, me.