Bird trouble

[mybrainhurts]

Just went into the loft to sort out the TV aerial digitrickery switchover cockup to find a bird residing up there...

Being a nice kind of old fart, I tried to talk to the little blighter, but it decided to intimidate me with much flappery and fly-bys.

When this failed, the little bugger decided to hover like a Harrier...

And crap on my head...

This is not cricket...not bloody cricket at all

In am not amused...

Any agricultural bods here know how to deal with this..?

[Cotty]

mybrainhurts said:

Any agricultural bods here know how to deal with this..?

Don't they just shoot them?

[mybrainhurts]

I don't think you're allowed to shoot starlings...

[freecar]

I don't think they tell anybody!

[Bat Fastard]

Hang plenty of carrier bags up there, scares them off in time. Otherwise, chase it round with a hammer

[SlimRick]

Leave a cat up there for half an hour.

[Jem0911]

Nice 20b EELL

[Roger Dodger]

I'm local, I have a bird removal tool...

[WhoseGeneration]

Loft aerial?
Cheapskate?
Just pay the man.

[BuzzLightyear]

Didn't you know it's good luck? Maybe things are looking up!

[Mobile Chicane]

Radical suggestion, but how about you leave it be?

If it's found a way in, it can find a way out.

[Roger Dodger]

Mobile Chicane said:

Radical suggestion, but how about you leave it be?

If it's found a way in, it can find a way out.

Wimmin

[drivin_me_nuts]

mybirdsquirts

Go on, I dare you.

[Mojocvh]

Jem0911 said:

Nice 20b EELL

proper coloured cartridges too...

[mybrainhurts]

drivin_me_nuts said:

mybirdsquirts

Go on, I dare you.

Dirty boy...

[mybrainhurts]

Mobile Chicane said:

Radical suggestion, but how about you leave it be?

If it's found a way in, it can find a way out.

Sorry, I didn't explain. It's been nesting up there since the spring. Thought it was a squirrel behind the barge boards.

[mybrainhurts]

...Oi

Why has this been moved to the beasty forum...?

It's a house problem and there's more likely to be a solution from the nutters gathered in the Lounge...

[mybrainhurts]

Aye...sheesh

[Jem0911]

End of thread.
Not end of bird as you'd hoped.

[dvance]

TVR1 said:

Big.Al is on tonight. I can smell his moding.

To be fair, I'm surprised it hasn't been sent to the Sport forum.

Hunt it for sport, like?

Edited by TVR1 on Thursday 8th September 22:42

ROFL