Riot Police in Chalfont st Peter

[Munter]

Any BiB from Bucks know whats going on in Chalfont St Peter at the moment? Theres about 6 panda cars and a riot wagon. And lots of BiB with sheilds and batons!

This is more excitement than has been seen since Mrs Scroggins cat got run over!!!!

[plotloss]

Chief Constable of the TVP's daughter has lost her mobile...

[Trefor]

Probably pikey related.

[motco]

It's just been discovered that someone voted Labour yesterday. In Bucks!

[pmanson]

motco said:

It's just been discovered that someone voted Labour yesterday. In Bucks!

Must be after my Mum then. Doh!

(I have to let her off this stupidity because she's a teacher and nearly all teachers vote Labia for some reason.)

[gh0st]

Did someone gesture at a talivan again?

[cortinaman]

'buy one spring roll,get one free' special offer night at the local chinkey?

[streaky]

Probably a pensioner trying to do the scamera's job by slowing traffic down - Streaky

PS - or a "half-price doughnuts" offer at 54in5bury5- S

[Munter]

Turns out it was a stabbing in a restaurant. The stabber(s) must have holed up in a flat above some shops in Chalfont, while last i heard the stabbie was in critical condition in hospital.....nasty! Not the usual way to complain about the service!