i begged my husband.............
i begged my husband.............
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cossy400

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3,467 posts

214 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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Oh dear and this is what the worlds coming to....


http://www.mirror.co.uk/life-style/most-popular/20...


Right near the bottom of the story they give the childs name.
Well theres a thread in it self.

P.S full time lurker 1st time poster so be gentle please.

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

247 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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You read the Mirror?

You're a WITCH!

rxtx

6,053 posts

240 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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I just read the URL, no need to click once you do that.

anonymous-user

84 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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10 Pence Short said:
You read the Mirror?

You're a WITCH!
Burn them i say !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roger Dodger

12,424 posts

224 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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Scum said:
“We had our hopes raised by the thought of using a sperm bank. But when we found out it would cost £600 a go, we were devastated.

“There was no way our benefits would stretch to that. We needed to be creative. I needed a young, virile volunteer.”

cossy400

Original Poster:

3,467 posts

214 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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10 Pence Short said:
You read the Mirror?

You're a WITCH!
Erm yea............

mavester

54 posts

248 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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This has to be a wind up....please?! The child's name could have come from a story on the Daily Mash.....

nagra

4,713 posts

214 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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.....yikes

cossy400

Original Poster:

3,467 posts

214 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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The name has got benefit scrounger written all over it. laugh

miln0039

2,013 posts

188 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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I see many awkward questions and a future profession of rioting for child number 8 in just a few years time.

Bah.

Steamer

14,195 posts

243 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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On the plus side: £565 a week for doing sweet FA apart from blowing your beans up the wife

On the negative side: House full of piss and biscuits + the wife has a fanny like a clown's pocket

scratchchin

Heskey

4,048 posts

223 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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Oh my god.

stew-S160

8,021 posts

268 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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"Alexius Leigh Mercedes Riley Porsche Lacey Mulholland"

miln0039

2,013 posts

188 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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steynewspaper said:
Haley and Kevin felt they owed Paul, so when he needed a place to stay they invited him in to their home. They didn’t charge him a penny as they believed ­he’d given them the greatest gift ­of all.
Do you think we'd all have been in for a tax rebate if they'd charged him?

cossy400

Original Poster:

3,467 posts

214 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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“I gave him a small plastic pot and told him the bathroom was ­upstairs. Kevin helped me place the sperm inside me with a syringe.



How romantic....

cossy400

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3,467 posts

214 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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ZesPak

26,155 posts

226 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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mavester said:
This has to be a wind up....please?! The child's name could have come from a story on the Daily Mash.....
I thought "this can't be real".

And then I read the childs name

Alexius Leigh Mercedes Riley Porsche Lacey Mulholland
rofl no fking way.

These lines are great though:

"The couple, from Bristol, went on to have another five kids: Casey, 10, Brittany, nine, Paige, six, Tyler, four, and three-year-old Maddie."

"I’ve always wanted lots of kids, too. I’m getting old and they make me feel young. People think that because I’m on benefits I’m doing all right but it’s still a stretch."

"We had our hopes raised by the thought of using a sperm bank. But when we found out it would cost £600 a go, we were devastated."

rofl

Puggit

49,822 posts

278 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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It would be funny, if it wasn't our taxes paying for it...

S18DMW

20,059 posts

197 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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Kill the family with fire.

gtdc

4,259 posts

313 months

Wednesday 14th September 2011
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I'm not surprised Kevin has been signed off with a bad back after humping that beast.

Surely the GP who is enabling this massive benefit scrounging machine should be either made to foot the bill in person or be struck off?