Enjoy the f'ing cheque, HMRC...

[Y282]

You fking, fking s. I hope you all contract lice of the fking rectum and take a year to shift it.

Oh and dont forget to spend the money on something worthwhile like a trip to the seaside for abused bankers or perhaps a sculpture for a dual carriageway roundabout.

Jesus christ i feel like killing some . Id rather have given it to charity. fking s.

Edited by Y282 on Monday 19th September 19:32

[LC23]

You got caught didn't you. Pay me in cash you said - they'll never find out.

[Y282]

LC23 said:

You got caught didn't you. Pay me in cash you said - they'll never find out.

Did i fk. And before some sanctimonious trots out the usual "ooooOOOOOooooh, well you should have been checking your tax, it's YOUR responsibility to know all about tax codes and make sure everything is just so" etc, etc, etc. Dont bother. If youre about to type anything vaguely similar to that do yourself a favour. Stop. Put the keyboard down. Pick up something heavy and hoy yourself in the fking nuts instead.

fking, fking tax fking s.fifteen hundred quid gone quicker than the accountability of a fking politician.

wkers.

[BrabusMog]

Fancy telling us what actually happened, flower?

[LC23]

So you had a company car that wasn't correctly included in your tax code?

[anonymous-user]

That's right, coke and hookers are NOT tax deductible.

[Y282]

BrabusMog said:

Fancy telling us what actually happened, flower?

No. No i just want to swear a lot. I want to swear fifteen hundred quids worth of swearing out. This may take some time.

[BrabusMog]

Is lack of closure tax deductible?

[sharpfocus]

They'll ask for a bigger cheque next week.

Then send it all back so in another few months they can charge you interest on it.

[TheEnd]

Surely it feels nice that you are paying your way in society?
You'll get that feeling of making a difference in everything, from recently repainted lamp posts, to those people who pick up autumn leaves so our parks look nice.

[Y282]

Honestly, its like being knifed in the fking nutsack without the latex or heels to make it bearable that one would normally associate with such expenditure/ uncomfortableness. The only difference is that at no point in the future will i look back on this and ever feel like knocking one out over it.

[Y282]

TheEnd said:

Surely it feels nice that you are paying your way in society?
You'll get that feeling of making a difference in everything, from recently repainted lamp posts, to those people who pick up autumn leaves so our parks look nice.

fk em.

[stevensdrs]

I just got £320 back from the fs, so I am a happy bunny.

[BrabusMog]

Is telling you I got a £1425 rebate from them going to anger you further? Out the blue and everything

[Olivera]

Sounds like you made an arse of things.

[Y282]

BrabusMog said:

Is telling you I got a £1425 rebate from them going to anger you further? Out the blue and everything

I hope your next st is a fking porcupine cuddling a pineapple.

[anonymous-user]

£1500? PAH...I spanked that on wine at lunchtime

[Y282]

garyhun said:

£1500? PAH...I spanked that on wine at lunchtime

You dont work for hmrc by any chance do you?

[scdan4]

he had another thread somewhere.

the long and the short is he tried to work harder to improve himself...


(well, thats one take on it)


don't let it out y282, bottle it up until the revolution.

[lonny]

stevensdrs said:

I just got £320 back from the fs, so I am a happy bunny.

That's intaxication - that feeling of euphoria you get on receiving a tax refund that only lasts until you remember it was your money in the first place.