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Dr David 'powerfully built' "raging skinhead hulk" Banner ripped off his shirt and then started to rip parts off your car?
"The chase ended when the driver of the £45,000 Jaguar had to stop at traffic lights outside Bathgate Academy. The frightened driver attempted to lose his pursuer on at least one roundabout before trying to drive to the town's police station"
http://news.scotsman.com/edinburgh/Topless-fury-of...
"His well-built assailant jumped from his silver Astra and bizarrely ripped off his T-shirt, before tearing the wing mirror from the Jaguar, bending the windscreen wipers and kicking the driver's door, causing thousands of pounds worth of damage."
Yoof Full Chav said:
hesnotthemessiah said:
I would have run the t*at over....errr...maybe more than once.
I might have done that, and then accidentally parked my car on his head. and forgot he was there
Couldn't agree more....
No doubt the PH Chuck liddell beater hard men will be along shortly.... they would have kicked his ass !
Glassman said:
Dr David 'powerfully built' "raging skinhead hulk" Banner ripped off his shirt and then started to rip parts off your car?
"The chase ended when the driver of the £45,000 Jaguar had to stop at traffic lights outside Bathgate Academy. The frightened driver attempted to lose his pursuer on at least one roundabout before trying to drive to the town's police station"
http://news.scotsman.com/edinburgh/Topless-fury-of...
"His well-built assailant jumped from his silver Astra and bizarrely ripped off his T-shirt, before tearing the wing mirror from the Jaguar, bending the windscreen wipers and kicking the driver's door, causing thousands of pounds worth of damage."
If I'd been chased for 20 minutes by the guy, and then he got out of his car, I'd be through the red lights before he was even alongside mine. Good opportunity to lose him, as well."The chase ended when the driver of the £45,000 Jaguar had to stop at traffic lights outside Bathgate Academy. The frightened driver attempted to lose his pursuer on at least one roundabout before trying to drive to the town's police station"
http://news.scotsman.com/edinburgh/Topless-fury-of...
"His well-built assailant jumped from his silver Astra and bizarrely ripped off his T-shirt, before tearing the wing mirror from the Jaguar, bending the windscreen wipers and kicking the driver's door, causing thousands of pounds worth of damage."
Mark.H said:
id just drive around the roundabout over and over and call the police, tell them where i am and keep going round pissing the idiot off till the rozzers arrived...for extra fast response say you thought you saw him waving a gun about in his car.
Haha reminds me of a story I read about an old boy waking up to find that thieves were in his shed.He calls the police and they say they don't have anyone available at the moment.
He calls back 5mins later and says no need for the police now as I've shot them, and hangs up.
5mins later there are armed police everywhere. They arrest the thieves and say to the old boy, I thought you said you shot them?
The old boy replie, I thought you said you were busy?
king tDiablos-666 said:
Mark.H said:
id just drive around the roundabout over and over and call the police, tell them where i am and keep going round pissing the idiot off till the rozzers arrived...for extra fast response say you thought you saw him waving a gun about in his car.
Haha reminds me of a story I read about an old boy waking up to find that thieves were in his shed.He calls the police and they say they don't have anyone available at the moment.
He calls back 5mins later and says no need for the police now as I've shot them, and hangs up.
5mins later there are armed police everywhere. They arrest the thieves and say to the old boy, I thought you said you shot them?
The old boy replie, I thought you said you were busy?
Diablos-666 said:
Mark.H said:
id just drive around the roundabout over and over and call the police, tell them where i am and keep going round pissing the idiot off till the rozzers arrived...for extra fast response say you thought you saw him waving a gun about in his car.
Haha reminds me of a story I read about an old boy waking up to find that thieves were in his shed.He calls the police and they say they don't have anyone available at the moment.
He calls back 5mins later and says no need for the police now as I've shot them, and hangs up.
5mins later there are armed police everywhere. They arrest the thieves and say to the old boy, I thought you said you shot them?
The old boy replie, I thought you said you were busy?
Definition of OLD BOY
1often capitalized O&B British : an alumnus especially of a boys' school
2: a man who is a member of a long-standing and usually influential clique especially in a professional, business, or social sphere
See old boy defined for English-language learners »
Examples of OLD BOY
"The old boy had some trouble getting up the stairs."
First Known Use of OLD BOY 1868
1often capitalized O&B British : an alumnus especially of a boys' school
2: a man who is a member of a long-standing and usually influential clique especially in a professional, business, or social sphere
See old boy defined for English-language learners »
Examples of OLD BOY
"The old boy had some trouble getting up the stairs."
First Known Use of OLD BOY 1868
Diablos-666 said:
Haha reminds me of a story I read about an old boy waking up to find that thieves were in his shed.
He calls the police and they say they don't have anyone available at the moment.
He calls back 5mins later and says no need for the police now as I've shot them, and hangs up.
5mins later there are armed police everywhere. They arrest the thieves and say to the old boy, I thought you said you shot them?
The old boy replie, I thought you said you were busy?
And do you believe it's true..?He calls the police and they say they don't have anyone available at the moment.
He calls back 5mins later and says no need for the police now as I've shot them, and hangs up.
5mins later there are armed police everywhere. They arrest the thieves and say to the old boy, I thought you said you shot them?
The old boy replie, I thought you said you were busy?
no one else think there is a little more to this story then the meathead got pissed because he was over taken on a DUAL cabbageway, surely the Jag was not the only car to over take him there at that time.
Regardless of what the Jag did or did not do, Meathead had no right to terrorise him in that way.
Regardless of what the Jag did or did not do, Meathead had no right to terrorise him in that way.
Diablos-666 said:
Haha reminds me of a story I read about an old boy waking up to find that thieves were in his shed.
He calls the police and they say they don't have anyone available at the moment.
He calls back 5mins later and says no need for the police now as I've shot them, and hangs up.
5mins later there are armed police everywhere. They arrest the thieves and say to the old boy, I thought you said you shot them?
The old boy replie, I thought you said you were busy?
I mentioned this joke to a friend whos former armed response, and he said the more likely situation would be:He calls the police and they say they don't have anyone available at the moment.
He calls back 5mins later and says no need for the police now as I've shot them, and hangs up.
5mins later there are armed police everywhere. They arrest the thieves and say to the old boy, I thought you said you shot them?
The old boy replie, I thought you said you were busy?
"Firearms Unit 1 en route, ETA 40 mins"
"Firearms Unit 2 en route, ETA 45 mins"
"Gold command to all units, stay clear of area until firearms unit arrives".
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