if your job were an extreme tv show
if your job were an extreme tv show
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slipstream 1985

Original Poster:

13,791 posts

210 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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ice road truckers, ice pilots, deadliest catch, whale wars, swamp people, etc,

if they made an extreme tv series of your work what would it be called and what would be the major drama's that are commented on?

davepoth

29,395 posts

230 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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-When Offices Go Bad-

"Staring too intently at the clock, Dave accidentally dunks his biscuit for too long. What began as a slightly damp sweet treat has now become a deadly game of brinksmanship. Can he manage to remove the Bourbon Cream from the cup and get it to his mouth, or will it end as a soggy mess on the export paperwork?"

escortcosworth12

1,837 posts

183 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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davepoth said:
-When Offices Go Bad-

"Staring too intently at the clock, Dave accidentally dunks his biscuit for too long. What began as a slightly damp sweet treat has now become a deadly game of brinksmanship. Can he manage to remove the Bourbon Cream from the cup and get it to his mouth, or will it end as a soggy mess on the export paperwork?"
laugh

Superficial

753 posts

205 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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It was on tonight, called 'Educating Essex'!

RevYob

3,560 posts

205 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Fork Lift Racing Crashes: The Definitive Collection

The Nur

9,168 posts

216 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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"Britain's students - new lows"

RevYob

3,560 posts

205 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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The Nur said:
"Britain's students - new lows"
This week in Swansea : A Wind Street vomit special biggrin

MGZRod

8,176 posts

207 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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The Bar - half pint of bitterness...

Life Saab Itch

37,069 posts

219 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Erm... Eddie Stobart: Keep on Trucking.

paperbag

PH Mode

Truckers: Keep on Raping and Murdering

/PH Mode

Pints

18,451 posts

225 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Extreme Spreadsheets: it's not just vlookups... anymore.

RevYob

3,560 posts

205 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Pints said:
Extreme Spreadsheets: it's not just vlookups... anymore.
rofl

karona

1,928 posts

217 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Retirement doesn't get any tougher than this

Speed addicted

6,335 posts

258 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Offshore inspection. When rigs get boring.
Will it be chicken or mince for lunch today?

kentmotorcompany

2,471 posts

241 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Worlds Deadliest Car Dealer!

In tonights episode:

- Our hero needs to get an MOT done, will the garage have an available slot this afternoon? or will he have to leave it with them over night?

- Is there enough battery in the camera to take a some photos of the new Audi?

- Will the pleasant middle aged couple turn up on time to view the 3 Series? If they are late, going past the local school on the test drive could be a bit of a nuisance. If they are early the the dealer might not finish his cup of tea! Timing is everything.

- And crucially the ink cartridge is low, will it print one more invoice?


Stayed tuned to find out.

firman

1,407 posts

224 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Going Postal.

One posties tale of too many specials with a 1p.m delivery deadline and no-one answering the door.

Jeffmaniac

534 posts

230 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Extreme commercial underwriting!

Can we write the warehouse full of alcohol before it blows up in a spectacular "Total Wipeout style" explosion!

anonymous-user

85 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Forging a path - the only way he knows how!

In this weeks episode...

Bob deals with an angry rapey trucker;

Newts are found which could jeapordise the whole build;

A new face on the ecology team brings a bit of glamour to the site;

A roadworks speeder gets his just-desserts; (crashes in to a lorry carrying blancmange)

And will the concrete arrive in time, or will the danger of a cold joint rear it's ugly head?

Find out during the next 3 hours of thrills, spills, and tarmac-rakes...

These guys ain't crackpot - they love the blacktop - they are...

ROAD BUILDERS (DAH DAH DAH) EXTREME!

(KERCHING CLUNK BANG BOOM)

(roabbuildersextreme was filmed in front of a live studio audience)

Fun Bus

17,911 posts

249 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Transport planning on the edge: can the warehouse load the trailers quick enough for dispatch? Are there enough trailers? Are there enough tractor units? Will the Paragon system crash? Will the agency be able to provide a driver to cover Barry who has phoned in sick?

With all these questions fk all will get planned anyway so it's all academic.




cal72

7,839 posts

201 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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The reception desk. (episode 4 of 99 - it's a st life) 2hour special.
In Tonights Special.
6 Visitors
7 Phone calls
4 Coffees
1 Keyboard breakdown(user error)
a game with a polo mint
also on tonights special
The muppet on the desk discovers a squeak coming from his chair, does he sit it out, throw it out or just does not give a st.

60

1,480 posts

218 months

Friday 23rd September 2011
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Channel 5 did a one off about where I work, can't remember the name but it was fun to wind up the 'stars' the day after it was on biggrin