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Beaver

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1,055 posts

315 months

Sunday 25th September 2011
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So I'm sitting in my Scuderia in north London whilst girlfriend/fiancee/whatever dutifully shops at the local Tesco Express/Metro/whatever, looking suitably miserable so trendy types walking by aren't displeased by the presence of exotica in their 'hood, when I notice in the rear view mirror a chap staring at the engine compartment.

Dude is properly pressed up against the rear bumper peering in, actually pretty much leaning on the perspex window. I suspect he doesn't know I'm sitting up front, which is confirmed when his lady friend remarks "Oh my God - the driver is sitting in the car and still you stare?"

"I don't give a monkey's" he replies.

Fair enough.

Then he walks alongside the car, promptly opens the passenger door, leans in and says "you forgot to take the stickers off!".

Although rather startled I manage to laugh, assuming he means the stripes, and manage to mumble that they're painted on. He then walked off, looking back and pointing in a weird rock star pose.

And that's about the strangest reaction I've experienced..






Audi 525i

1,250 posts

183 months

Sunday 25th September 2011
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I presume therefore that the door handles on a Scuderia are not too hard to locate? Otherwise the pond-life on legs you described should have found it more difficult to acquaint himself with the interior of your Scuderia.

People always struggle to find the door handles on my F355 Berlinetta.

CIE560

19,650 posts

224 months

Sunday 25th September 2011
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He opened the door? LOL, where do these people come from. I'd never dream of opening a stranger's car door.

At least no harm was done assuming he didn't scratch it leaning on it?

Edit: Yeah it is a shame they aren't more hidden like on the inside. I couldn't for the life of me find the handle to get out an F430... felt a bit silly...

Edited by CIE560 on Sunday 25th September 21:11

JCB123

2,265 posts

227 months

Wednesday 28th September 2011
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You should've pressed 'START' with your foot on the loud peddle.......he'd have jumped a mile!

MitchT

17,159 posts

240 months

Wednesday 28th September 2011
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To some people a Ferrari is like a celebrity. They spend their whole life waiting to meet one, then when they do they say something stupid.

WCZ

11,568 posts

225 months

Wednesday 28th September 2011
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MitchT said:
To some people a Ferrari is like a celebrity. They spend their whole life waiting to meet one, then when they do they say something stupid.
nicely put,

the other thing to bare in mind is drugs.

boobles

15,251 posts

246 months

Wednesday 28th September 2011
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This is the worst "I GOT A FERRARI" thread ever! hehe

TimboL

142 posts

239 months

Wednesday 28th September 2011
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boobles said:
... Dude is properly pressed up against the rear bumper peering in ...
I misread that, and for a moment it sounded quite nasty.

I once returned from paying at a petrol station to find an unusually large woman had squeezed herself into the driving seat, and was fiddling with all the knobs.

boobles

15,251 posts

246 months

Thursday 29th September 2011
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TimboL said:
boobles said:
... Dude is properly pressed up against the rear bumper peering in ...
I misread that, and for a moment it sounded quite nasty.

I once returned from paying at a petrol station to find an unusually large woman had squeezed herself into the driving seat, and was fiddling with all the knobs.
I didn't write that! confused

ZOLLAR

19,920 posts

204 months

Thursday 29th September 2011
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TimboL said:
I misread that, and for a moment it sounded quite nasty.

I once returned from paying at a petrol station to find an unusually large woman had squeezed herself into the driving seat, and was fiddling with all the knobs.
laugh

Are you serious? hehe what did you say to her?

shanes

819 posts

186 months

Thursday 29th September 2011
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ZOLLAR said:
TimboL said:
I misread that, and for a moment it sounded quite nasty.

I once returned from paying at a petrol station to find an unusually large woman had squeezed herself into the driving seat, and was fiddling with all the knobs.
laugh

Are you serious? hehe what did you say to her?
i think get the fook out you fat coont would have been my first words

LongLiveTazio

2,714 posts

228 months

Thursday 29th September 2011
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shanes said:
i think get the fook out you fat coont would have been my first words
Just had a lot of funny looks at work for bursting out laughing.