Lib Dem MP's wife convicted of burglary, stealing kitten

[0a]

I just heard this on the radio and can't believe this came to the Crown Court. What a waste of time and money, they should nail the wife for wasting time.

http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16080377
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2043819/Li...

[RedWhiteMonkey]

Perhaps if John Hemmings had stuck to only nailing his wife this would never have happened. Why do politicians seem to be unable to keep it in their trousers?

[TheEnd]

How come he's still an MP?
24 or something affairs, he's hardly a family man.

[0a]

RedWhiteMonkey said:

Perhaps if John Hemmings had stuck to only nailing his wife this would never have happened. Why do politicians seem to be unable to keep it in their trousers?

The chap on radio 5 said Hemmings had admitted to 26 affairs.

Lib dems do seem to have problems with the cock-in-the-pants things, and marry wives with a severe case of the mental don't they?

[Shaw Tarse]

It's on ITV news now

[anonymous-user]

It's good to see that the traditional values of Paddy Pantsdown and Mark Oaten are alive and well in the modern liberal party.

[Pesty]

TheEnd said:

How come he's still an MP?
24 or something affairs, he's hardly a family man.

He aims fking low though doesnt he.

[0a]

It's unique that all participants here seem to be scum- the lib dem for cheating, the wife for putting up with it and stealing the kitten, and the we for being a we.

[TheEnd]

Pesty said:

TheEnd said:

How come he's still an MP?
24 or something affairs, he's hardly a family man.

He aims fking low though doesnt he.

Well, he's certainly not punching above his weight, that's for sure.

[MonkeyHanger]

So, to summarise..

MP goes out looking for Pussy...and so does his wife.

[Pesty]

TheEnd said:

Well, he's certainly not punching above his weight, that's for sure.

Good point.

[condor]

What did she do with the kitten after she stole it?

[singlecoil]

condor said:

What did she do with the kitten after she stole it?

I was worried about that too, but as she has 5 cats of her own, it's very unlikely she would have let any harm come to it.

[cymtriks]

TheEnd said:

How come he's still an MP?
24 or something affairs, he's hardly a family man.

The requirement for being an MP is getting people to vote for you, not being faithful.
If he does his job properly why should anyone care?

[NorthernBoy]

singlecoil said:

I was worried about that too, but as she has 5 cats of her own, it's very unlikely she would have let any harm come to it.

I think that I read that she threw it over a fence on the way home, and that it was never seen again.

[condor]

I hope that isn't so - it would make her as much reviled as the woman who put a cat in a wheelie bin a few months ago.

[TPA]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/30/article-...

His mistress and his missus are how should I put this, err munters

[TheEnd]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQbernrJN1M

Lynn, these are sex people!

[Pesty]

TPA said:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/30/article-...

His mistress and his missus are how should I put this, err munters

He can't even tuck his shirt in for a frigging photograph. These are the people running the fking country.

[12gauge]

I dont know why, but his wife reminds me of Lou Ferrigno as the hulk.

http://cdn.politicalscrapbook.net/wp-content/uploa...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vwHB-zLvrrI/Sn9_WlqNyDI/...