Free Schedoni luggage for a Ferrari 430
Free Schedoni luggage for a Ferrari 430
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Mart-1

Original Poster:

441 posts

231 months

Monday 3rd October 2011
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There's truth in the saying that 'if something looks too good to be true it probably isn't'

A mate's 430 was delivered last week and a group of us went for a drive out this weekend after watching him receive some free Schedoni luggage for it. 2 weeks earlier we'd been on our annual hoon holiday. After our trip to the Alps last year, one of our group got his Paris office to send a fake French speeding fine for €3,000 to him, as he'd played lots of practical jokes on him, in order to have some fun back

We thought it was time to have some fun again

We thought we'd give him an accessory for the 430 as a gift, but as we didn't want to spend £££'s on genuine Schedoni luggage, we decided to make a unique bespoke 'Shedony Ferrarri' suitcase for his 430 ourselves

£3.00 on a suitcase from a charity shop, £15.00 on spray paint, and some cheap stickers later......and hey presto......a thing of beauty that any self respecting 430 owner would be proud to put in their boot

A photoshopped letter from Ferrari was sent out in advance thanking him for purchasing his 430 from an approved dealer and advising that he was eligible to receive a complimentary Schedoni leather luggage set. It arrived in a fabric drawstring bag, inside a box labelled from the dealer.....and well.....it wasn't quite what he would have hoped for. The photos don't truly convey the absolute hideousness

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the toilet rolls inside are a private joke that's best kept private

toastybase

2,306 posts

239 months

Monday 3rd October 2011
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That's craftsmanship there, cracking job

rofl

Another Fluffer

3,888 posts

196 months

Monday 3rd October 2011
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hehe

Adz man

344 posts

190 months

Monday 3rd October 2011
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Impressive. Can I get one in yellow?

CharlieHotel

9,080 posts

196 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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I think you'd make a killing on eBay biggrin

Stu R

21,701 posts

246 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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Brilliant rofl

MaxAndRuby

6,792 posts

263 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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I don't usually laugh this much first thing in the morning! Cracking job, particularly the "F430" logo. Class.

rofl

UH-Matt

2,173 posts

271 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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Unfortunately most Ferrari drivers would LOVE that case, you could have found yourself a market right here.

It always amazes me how many Ferrari/Lambo drivers love to wear branded clothing, tops, caps, you name it..... and how utterly silly they look biggrinbiggrin

MogulBoy

3,066 posts

254 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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Top Sched.

al1991

4,552 posts

211 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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Nice touch spelling Ferrari wrong too hehe

CHIEF

2,270 posts

313 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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Fookin' absolute class and top marks to you sir. biggrinthumbup

Mart-1

Original Poster:

441 posts

231 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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Adz - Funny you ask, as I happen to have some yellow spray paint left over
Please go to my website to specify your case requirements and see the pricing menu: www.w@nkyluggage.com

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Below is the official care instructions document we made to put inside the packaging to make it look real. Our mate doesn't speak Italian, but it translates roughly as:

"This is not a real suitcase Schedoni suitcase. This is a homemade Schedoni suitcase for your Ferrari. We are laughing at you because it is a hoax.

There are no instructions for the care of this Schedoni suitcase because it is not real leather and not worth looking after. In fact, you will probably burn it or throw it away, because it is so ugly.

Got you again"



Dr G

16,004 posts

273 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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Brilliant laugh

marky1

1,094 posts

227 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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haha quality.....

Angelis

2,333 posts

267 months

Tuesday 4th October 2011
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bowclap

macey_j2

316 posts

210 months

Wednesday 5th October 2011
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That is SOME effort for a joke, fair play! What was his reaction?! has he translated the 'care' instructions yet?

Mart-1

Original Poster:

441 posts

231 months

Wednesday 5th October 2011
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Each hoax on one another has to be progressively more sophisticated as suspicions increase and trust decreases

His reactions went along these lines


woohoo

confused

eekyikes

hurl

idea

madragefurious

censored

rofl


He issued a fatwah on me today

MitchT

17,159 posts

240 months

Wednesday 5th October 2011
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Fantastic rofl

macey_j2

316 posts

210 months

Friday 7th October 2011
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Brilliant.