Merkin spotted & its not one of Melv's!!

[iguana]

Melv best get your PR department to have words with ZOO magazine, as this month they have a lovely young nubile brisket with only a Merkin in England colours covering her modesty & its some cheapo tat merkin imported from china!!

Get in there & flog your top of the range tibetan yak hair jobbies my man.

[Melv]

iguana said:

Get in there & flog your top of the range tibetan yak hair jobbies my man.

Wouldn't lower myself old boy.

Melv's Marvellous Merkins never compete on price....and and England Merkin, how common!! Like the flags, just identifies another racist prat....

Sleep well!

Mel

[mr_tony]

missed a trick melv - should have been racist c*nt! *

*[not sure that possession of an england flag is an indicator of such sympathies however..]

[iguana]

Melv said:

Wouldn't lower myself old boy.

You might if you saw the model

[Melv]

Maybe you are right Mr Tony:

An official communication form the DVLC:

In order to assist other motorists in identifying potentially dangerous
drivers, it is now compulsory for anyone with low driving ability to
display a warning flag.

The flag (comprised of a red cross on a white background) will be
attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle. For drivers
of exceptionally low ability, additional flags are required.



Rgds
Mel

[diver944]

Well in that case I feel duty bound to inspect all such female flags before allowing said drivers on to the open road. It's for your own safety of course

[Melv]

diver944 said:

Well in that case I feel duty bound to inspect all such female flags before allowing said drivers on to the open road. It's for your own safety of course

With your handle, that is MOST appropriate!!



Mel