Drunken Amazon purchase - now not so sure

[Cock Womble 7]

The internet is a dangerous place for a drunk man armed with a debit card.

This turned up yesterday:





Firstly, it's a bit of a departure from my usual chunky diver's style watches of choice.

Secondly, without the inclusion of any kind of instructions/manual, I can't work out how to set the time/day/date. I'm guessing it's something to do with the Zippo lighter thing on the side, but no amount of fiddling with this seems to do anything.

Thirdly, it's by far the heaviest watch I've ever owned - like strapping a Grandfather clock to your wrist.

I'm really not sure, seeing it in the cold, sober light of day.



So, PH connoisseurs of watch style, is this a keeper?

[Soovy]

What were you drinking? Bleach?

[Dibble]

Soovy said:

What were you drinking? Bleach?

If you're done with the bleach, can I have the rest for my eyes/mind, please?

Edited by Dibble on Wednesday 12th October 14:01

[Cock Womble 7]

It's not that bad. Is it?

[anonymous-user]

Cock Womble 7 said:

So, PH connoisseurs of watch style, is this a keeper?

No. It's really ugly. Really.

[Sleepers]

Sorry...

[Soovy]

Cock Womble 7 said:

It's not that bad. Is it?

Send it back.

Now.

[anonymous-user]

Cock Womble 7 said:

It's not that bad. Is it?

What the fk were you thinking? Look at it. It looks cheap and nasty. What on earth is the protuberance on the side? it's like a dodgy cigarette lighter. It might actually be the ugliest watch I've ever seen.

Fair enough buying it when you were a wasted mess but you appear to be considering keeping it? Are you still drunk.

[Biker's Nemesis]

How much did you pay?

[Dibble]

Cock Womble 7 said:

It's not that bad. Is it?

Did you ever see a thread about a Wing'd crystal horse...?

I'd say it's on a par with that.

However, that's just my opinion. You should see what Soovy nominated in the "Most Stunning Watch in the World" thread. In fact, there's not many in there I like.

Taste, or in your case, lack of it, is of course subjective.

[Soovy]

Biker's Nemesis said:

How much did you pay?

This went well, didn't it?

[TKF]

£91!

What a truly grotesque thing

[Dibble]

Soovy said:

This went well, didn't it?

Says the man who nominated the watch that looks like the lump of fire damaged Lego...

[EvoDelta]

Don't send it back, they may re-sell it. Kill it with fire for the sake of humanity!

[r1ch]

Wow...thats a special looking thing.

I like the bottle opener it has on the left of it.

[chris.mapey]

Soovy said:

Biker's Nemesis said:

How much did you pay?

This went well, didn't it?

Hope he clicked on the £91 inc free shipping one sold by Amazon, rather than the £228 link for the same watch sold by the manufacturer...

[Dibble]

http://www.marceckotime.com/images/instructions/US...

Instructions from the Mark Ecko website.

I'd rather have east European kiddie porn in my browser history than some of the ste they've got on there.

[anonymous-user]

[anonymous-user]

amazon said:

Marc Ecko The Brig Mens Watch E20058G1 with Black Dial and Black Leather Strap
by Marc Ecko

RRP: £260.00
Price: £91.00 & this item Delivered FREE in the UK with Super Saver Delivery. See details and conditions
You Save: £169.00 (65%)

FFS

[Podie]

Is that a lighter on the left side?