And so the culling began...

And so the culling began...

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CarZee

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13,382 posts

280 months

Monday 20th May 2002
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/uk/england/newsid_1997000/1997179.stm
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A man has been shot and wounded in a London street after what is believed to have been a row over parking.

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Police said the victim had been attempting to park [his Ford Puma] but gave up and tried to drive away.

He then became involved in a dispute with a motorist in a blue Chrysler Grand Voyager, seemingly over his holding up the traffic.

Steve Harrison

461 posts

280 months

Monday 20th May 2002
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Doesn't surprise me. You can get shot in Brixton for spilling someone's pint from what you see on the news.

Nightmare

5,253 posts

297 months

Monday 20th May 2002
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amazing....hardly surprising the shooter was driving a US vehicle..wonder if you get a gun as a standard feature?

CarZee

Original Poster:

13,382 posts

280 months

Monday 20th May 2002
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Yeah - they used to supply a wheelbrace.. then when things moved on they started shipping a switchblade.. nowadays, a glock 9 is standard, an Uzi optional.. with hands free operation coming Q3 2002...

funkihamsta

1,261 posts

276 months

Tuesday 21st May 2002
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Like Westwood says you got to have a good lookin' joint and the big cars are very SolidCrew at the moment.

funkihamsta

Bodo

12,425 posts

279 months

Tuesday 21st May 2002
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So it's dangerous to drive a Puma then.

Or being 26??? *gulp*

Steve Harrison

461 posts

280 months

Tuesday 21st May 2002
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Like Westwood says you got to have a good lookin' joint and the big cars are very SolidCrew at the moment.

funkihamsta



Sorry old chap, don't understand your banter

M@H

11,298 posts

285 months

Tuesday 21st May 2002
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So it's dangerous to drive a Puma then.

Or being 26??? *gulp*





Or Both !!!! I'm doomed !

Roadrunner

2,690 posts

280 months

Tuesday 21st May 2002
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Tim, nice but dim, Westwood:

He calls cars 'joints' and talks like Ali G. But he's serious. Utter imbecile.

philshort

8,293 posts

290 months

Tuesday 21st May 2002
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Westwood - Tim Westwood, Radio One DJ, skinny white kid who thinks he's black and from the ghetto, talks with a really weird accent.

Joint - allegedly street slang for a car.

SolidCrew - middle class black kids who also think they're tough black kids from the ghetto. Sell well in London, go down like a lead balloon in Glasgow where real street kids don't buy it.

That's me lookin out for flash joints for a while!

plotloss

67,280 posts

283 months

Tuesday 21st May 2002
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Westwood = C*NT!

Very SolidCrew at the moment!

What Ar$e!

They are on my mates record label and at least one of them doesnt travel internationally without his mum.

So much for the Battersea massive (massive regenerated flat developments more like!)

Matt.

>> Edited by plotloss on Tuesday 21st May 16:44

ninja_eli

1,525 posts

280 months

Tuesday 21st May 2002
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Roadrunner agree wholeheartly. Westwood is an absolute knob!

philshort

8,293 posts

290 months

Tuesday 21st May 2002
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Roadrunner

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Utter imbecile.
And I thought it was just me getting old!

M@H

11,298 posts

285 months

Tuesday 21st May 2002
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"Keepin' it Gangsta.. now drop tha Bomb"

What the Fu*K does that mean anyway??

CarZee

Original Poster:

13,382 posts

280 months

Tuesday 21st May 2002
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I don't even thing Wastewood's 'young' himself - about 40 IIRC...

Roadrunner

2,690 posts

280 months

Tuesday 21st May 2002
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I'm 27 (just) and think he's an utter gimp. But I'm sure even younger people must feel that same. In fact (hopefully) anyone over 18 MUST feel this way too. I guess his target audience are scroates.

Roadrunner

2,690 posts

280 months

Tuesday 21st May 2002
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I was going to mention that! Strange guy at 40 odd!

mattjbatch

1,502 posts

284 months

Tuesday 21st May 2002
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I'm 19 and I think he's a muppet. Selecta...

ninja_eli

1,525 posts

280 months

Tuesday 21st May 2002
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Aged 24, and I have hated him since I found out about him when I was 18 or so!! Thought we were rid of him a little while back and I was so disappointed to hear him again on the radio. He talks like some kind of pervert yankee pimp, and uses language that no one can understand.

Stupid arsehole.

ZZR600

15,605 posts

281 months

Tuesday 21st May 2002
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Tim, nice but dim, Westwood:

He calls cars 'joints' and talks like Ali G. But he's serious. Utter imbecile.


So a 2 car family is double jointed
i'll get me coat