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cml

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727 posts

283 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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An MX-5, what else!

A chipped diesel would be faster in 'real' driving.

I get a higher mpg than that, and I don't exactly hang about. You are doing something wrong.

Yes, but its still a Vauxhall isn't it?

That Alfa is lovely, I always wanted one like that, but don't have the courage to do it.

Was he driving a Audi TDi by any chance?

Did you call an ambiwlans?

Actually diesels are not any cheaper in the long run.

That's a girls car you've got.

I've had one for years and it has never broken down, not once, ever. That proves it is a reliable car.

I had a ride in that very expensive supercar once, I didn't like it much.

Blimey have you seen the prices of them now! I once gave one away, I wish I had kept it now.

I thought about that, but after much deliberation I decided on a German diesel, a silver one.

Nice, but I'll still take an M5 over that.

The other half wouldn't have it, so I got a small hatchback, which is surprising fun, honest.

Actually they are good cars, but you have to put up with all the pub bore's jibes.

Get used to public transport.

After the TVR everything else is a bit tame.

The high-pressure turbo is a real flier, and very few know about them.

Phoar, I am in love.

Is it me, or are all modern cars a bit rubbish?

Yes, but a BMW 320d is still a better bet.

It's all about company car tax, that's why they sell so many. Nobody actually like them.

You were robbed there. Try a local independent, you can do it for much less than that

The deprecation is massive. I am looking forward to buying one in about five years for next to nothing.

I fixed mine myself for £2.50.

Actually I quite like that, is that wrong?

Go for it, who could regret buying a massively complex second-hand GT at a bargain price like that?



Edited by cml on Saturday 22 October 01:19

Disastrous

10,193 posts

238 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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I don't think this thread is going to go the way the OP hoped...

RemainAllHoof

79,190 posts

303 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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You've missed out being powerfully-built and being a company director.

RevYob

3,560 posts

195 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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"Punch the stupid bh in the face" has also been omitted.

anonymous-user

75 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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You forgot repost

teddy87

37 posts

172 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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Pics or gtfo

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

276 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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cml said:
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You've been here 112 months and you've forgotten furious wking...?

S1_RS

782 posts

220 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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What about smashing in her back doors whilst sporting a goatee?

Cooky

4,955 posts

258 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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mybrainhurts said:
cml said:
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You've been here 112 months and you've forgotten furious wking...?
and chinged horses of wav

paulrussell

2,291 posts

182 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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What about the mapped 335d one?

jas xjr

11,309 posts

260 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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Red bull can of. Being thrown

Locke

1,279 posts

205 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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You forgot "I own a RWD car as i'm a true petrol head/driving God"

RevYob

3,560 posts

195 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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Locke said:
You forgot "I own a RWD car as i'm a true petrol head/driving God"
Are you trying to say I'm not a driving god? grumpy

cornet

1,471 posts

179 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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teddy87 said:
Pics or gtfo
Custard or gtfo


Urban Sports

11,321 posts

224 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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This again??

Raize

1,476 posts

200 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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teddy87 said:
Pics or gtfo
Thats just Internet. Thats like saying PH invented trollface. And its TITS OR GTFO. Jeez.

ETA drunkposting is fun.

lost in espace

6,445 posts

228 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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If you won the euromillions...........

Monkeylegend

28,246 posts

252 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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Think the OP needs to MTFU.

Biscuit Bus

173 posts

186 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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I'd never take finance; I always pay cash.

AcidReflux

3,210 posts

275 months

Saturday 22nd October 2011
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Great list, op. Made me smile anyway.