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Dibble

Original Poster:

13,254 posts

262 months

Saturday 19th June 2004
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I was rude and sarcastic to a motorist I stopped today.

I did say sorry to him though, and he only got a producer and words of advice, rather than a ticket.

We parted on reasonable terms.

Although in mitigation, he did try and lie to me, and his driving was appalling. It was near the end of my shift, and I'm tired having been on earlies all week...


>>> Edited by Dibble on Saturday 19th June 19:28

Dibble

Original Poster:

13,254 posts

262 months

Saturday 19th June 2004
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Quinny said:

Erm, isn't that the normal approach?

It's the apology that would have confused me.

Andy


No, I try and be as reasonable I can. We're already alienated enough by bloody cameras.

(Of course, I haven't helped today...)

AJ ;-)

467 posts

268 months

Saturday 19th June 2004
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You apologised so I wouldn't worry about it anymore. We all realise how stressful your job can be.

Dibble

Original Poster:

13,254 posts

262 months

Saturday 19th June 2004
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AJ said:
We all realise how stressful your job can be.


Still shouldn't be rude to the public though...

Although sometimes, it's impossible not to be (and I'm not talking (most) speeders - I mean the 1% of the populace we seem to be delaing with 99% of the time).

>> Edited by Dibble on Saturday 19th June 19:42

Pies

13,116 posts

278 months

Saturday 19th June 2004
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Sit down and have a

Maybe said mororist learnt the error of his ways,by having and old fashioned bo11ocking well a toned down version

Dibble

Original Poster:

13,254 posts

262 months

Saturday 19th June 2004
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Pies said:
Sit down and have a


I am doing - although not too much - earlies AGAIN tomorrow.

Couldn't find a red wine smiley unfortunately!

AJ ;-)

467 posts

268 months

Saturday 19th June 2004
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Dibble said:

Although sometimes, it's impossible not to be


but don't do it to their faces!

deltaf

6,806 posts

275 months

Saturday 19th June 2004
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Forget it Dibs, go get a drink and chill man. Besides, he probably deserved it.....

gRsf12

224 posts

262 months

Saturday 19th June 2004
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Officer Dibble said:
Who do you think you are then, sonny? Damon Hill?

mustachioed man said:
Acutally, my names Nigel....

Dibble

Original Poster:

13,254 posts

262 months

Saturday 19th June 2004
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mustachioed man said:
Acutally, my names Nigel....


Who's Nigel Hill then...?

timsta

2,779 posts

268 months

Saturday 19th June 2004
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Dibble said:

mustachioed man said:
Acutally, my names Nigel....



Who's Nigel Hill then...?


The dog sled racer?

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

277 months

Saturday 19th June 2004
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Dibble said:

Still shouldn't be rude to the public though...


True, and one of the (many) reasons I don't think I could do that job. Retaining your composure as numpty after numpty demonstrate their total lack of general ability and common sense must require you to be a model of self control. Unfortunately I would have an overwhelming urge to go and rip said numpty a new one.

Being human entitles you to screw up occaisionaly. Some people make a living out of it though.

cazzo

15,809 posts

289 months

Saturday 19th June 2004
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Dibble said:
I was rude and sarcastic to a motorist I stopped today.

I did say sorry to him though, and he only got a producer and words of advice, rather than a ticket.



Dibble, mate, as long as I only get a producer you can be as rude as you like to me .

But seriously as long as we have proper traffic Policing I'll take what's given on a 'fair enough' basis

Streetcop

5,907 posts

260 months

Sunday 20th June 2004
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Dibble...

I've been sarcastic many times...but like you, I normally am only sarcastic to those being given a verbal warning or HORT/1. If I'm going to tickets them or report them..I normally adopt my schoolteacher voice...

alans

3,639 posts

278 months

Sunday 20th June 2004
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many, many years ago when I was a mere lad, I got pulled by a BiB who asked me if I had an MOT? "Yes I said", he said "Well you should frame it cause you'll never get another one".

Dwight VanDriver

6,583 posts

266 months

Sunday 20th June 2004
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Good God Dibble you should be aware that we, members of the great public that pay your wages, want Police on the Street. Now through your unguarded words have caused:

1. One less as they have to type the Reg 9 Notice that will be in your docket 5.30am 21st.

2. Another less to appoint Investigation Officer and because we all know you he will have to be brought in from Shetland Isle or Heartbeat as not an interested party.

2. Yet another as Supervisory Officer appointed to oversee the I.O.

.....and we haven't even got anywhere near the hearings yet........

Take heart in my book an officer that had no complaints in his personal file wasn't doing his job. Badges of war.

DVD



>> Edited by Dwight VanDriver on Sunday 20th June 16:07

Streetcop

5,907 posts

260 months

Sunday 20th June 2004
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I agree with the statement that a copper that goes his service without receiving a complaint isn't doing his job properly...

He should also be the night manager in a top hotel and not a copper...

There are not too many members of the public who nowadays say 'I pay you wages in tax!'. I mean the police also pay tax, for christ's sake. In my particular town, only £1.78 per month out of council tax goes to the police. To hear some people talk, you'd think they paid £50 per day!
Yet people expect the Police to do whatever they are asked or in some cases told to do, simply because we are 'public servants'. I can imagine the response you'd get from the binmen when you ask them to take away an old chest of drawers with the comment 'I pay your wages!'

Dibble

Original Poster:

13,254 posts

262 months

Sunday 20th June 2004
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But should I personally be responsible for 25% of the Division's complaints? None of which have been upheld, incidentally.

Some people do think they'll get off if they make a complaint, without realising that in a lot of cases, the complaint doesn't get dealt with until after their own Court hearing...

Streetcop

5,907 posts

260 months

Sunday 20th June 2004
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Dibble...

Reading you is like reading my own mind...spooky!

Dibble

Original Poster:

13,254 posts

262 months

Sunday 20th June 2004
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Streetcop said:
Dibble...

Reading you is like reading my own mind...spooky!



Reading my mind shouldn't tax yours too much!

Rest day tomorrow after earlies - HOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!