Petol Direct - 100Ron @65p/ltr

[BoostMonkey]

Just installed a tank and had these guys deliver me 500lts of 100ron super...

http://www.petroldirect.com/

They don't just do the bog standard 3 fuel's, they have a few other interesting one's too.

Check it out.

[Shaw Tarse]

BoostMonkey said:

Just installed a tank and had these guys deliver me 500lts of 100ron super...

http://www.petroldirect.com/

They don't just do the bog standard 3 fuel's, they have a few other interesting one's too.

Check it out.

Never heard of this before!

[anonymous-user]

"Just in case you are an American, or possibly drive a car made by Suzuki (except for the new snazzy new Swift), we will spell the purpose of Petrol Direct out to you in simple terms."

[Baryonyx]

50 RON industrial waste! Wow!

[Loose Lips]

It's a spoof, but it had me going.........100 octane for 60p litre

[Shaw Tarse]

I always fill up my car using petrol direct

[Snowboy]

Are they the chaps that sell Vin Diesel and agricultural Vin Rouge Diesel.

[Moog72]

Perfuel @ £300 per 15ml

[BoostMonkey]

Anyone fancy some antimatter?

[paulrussell]

I've just posted a link to the website on facebook, now I'm just waiting for someone stupid enough to believe it

[T16OLE]

We do not endorse any attempt to circumvent fuel duty. Petrol and other fuels are dangerous and should be handled only with the appropriate equipment and should not be sent through the post.

We do not actually hold any trademarks. This is a parody site, not an actual trading corporation and as such any similarities in names and trademarks are covered by "fair use" provisions of intellectual property laws. Vin Diesel is a very entertaining actor, not a biofuel. There actually is company called Petrel Resources plc which is in no way related to our so-called biofuel. We are also not related to PetroDirect, a US company.

[Six Fiend]

paulrussell said:

I've just posted a link to the website on facebook, now I'm just waiting for someone stupid enough to believe it

Someone replied to my posting on there with "Erm, you do know it's a joke don't you?"

FFS!!! Oh, hang on, I was indeed born yesterday

[ewenm]

BoostMonkey said:

Anyone fancy some antimatter?

I can't access the website from here (stupid Star Fleet browser regulations ) but do they have any Dilithium Crystals?

[BoostMonkey]

ewenm said:

I can't access the website from here (stupid Star Fleet browser regulations ) but do they have any Dilithium Crystals?

Sadly they only have normal crystals

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