Another Car Keyed whinge
Discussion
What a pissy little day. Come back to my car and find that some f
ker has snapped my mirror backwards and keyed the door. I can narrow it down to a few people on the adjacent street to me because they are the type that put cones out infront of their house to "save a space" and this morning there wasn't any parking spaces available on my street so I had to park on this street (public parking by the way, not allocated spaces) The problem is they know my car and I don't know exactly who it is so there's no point starting a war with them as there'd only be one loser as they take pleasure in keying each panel everytime I park on "their" street. fking pisses me right off that these pissy little old s can smirk everytime they pass my car, knowing there's fk fk fk all that I can do about it without evidence.
There is one slight up side to this in that most of them are well into their twilight years so they'll all be dead soon.
Then to top it off I'm on the phone having a rant about the above and I drop my phone in my maccarone cheese and smash the plate. So my dinner goes in the bin and my fking phonecalls in the foreseeable future will be reeking of cheese and rage.
What a mediocre little man I feel right now!
ker has snapped my mirror backwards and keyed the door. I can narrow it down to a few people on the adjacent street to me because they are the type that put cones out infront of their house to "save a space" and this morning there wasn't any parking spaces available on my street so I had to park on this street (public parking by the way, not allocated spaces) The problem is they know my car and I don't know exactly who it is so there's no point starting a war with them as there'd only be one loser as they take pleasure in keying each panel everytime I park on "their" street. fking pisses me right off that these pissy little old s can smirk everytime they pass my car, knowing there's fk fk fk all that I can do about it without evidence. There is one slight up side to this in that most of them are well into their twilight years so they'll all be dead soon.
Then to top it off I'm on the phone having a rant about the above and I drop my phone in my maccarone cheese and smash the plate. So my dinner goes in the bin and my f
king phonecalls in the foreseeable future will be reeking of cheese and rage.What a mediocre little man I feel right now!
There are a lot of ttish people in the world.
I think you have two options:
1 - Recognise that if they're that angry about a parking space, they must be fktards who will die hating everyone and generally being miserable.
2 - Burn down their entire street having first boarded up all the exits.
It's 50:50 for me.
(Does not condone violence)
tish people in the world.I think you have two options:
1 - Recognise that if they're that angry about a parking space, they must be f
ktards who will die hating everyone and generally being miserable.2 - Burn down their entire street having first boarded up all the exits.
It's 50:50 for me.
(Does not condone violence)
twazzock said:
Oh! Oh! I'm having macaroni for dinner too!
Corrected for you, the OP was hoping to have macaroni. 
It's about time for the usual suggestion to buy a cheap as chips fully taxed car, and park it in front of the perpetrator's house. I'm sure we could do a PH whip round as long as you post photos, and update us.
It's not the first time it's happened. I lived on this same street some 5 years ago and back then they were all accused of keying every panel of every car on the street. Astonishingly only their cars were unaffected.
Anyway me parking there is rare, I'm normally parked up on the main street overnight, just today I was in work later so by the time I tried to get parked up there weren't any spaces down my end of the street. Every time I do park there my mirrors get folded in.
I shouldn't have to be trying to justify why I parked there though. Back to my original point,s will be dead soon, so I'll have my little vent on here and sleep easy tonight.
Anyway me parking there is rare, I'm normally parked up on the main street overnight, just today I was in work later so by the time I tried to get parked up there weren't any spaces down my end of the street. Every time I do park there my mirrors get folded in.
I shouldn't have to be trying to justify why I parked there though. Back to my original point,
s will be dead soon, so I'll have my little vent on here and sleep easy tonight. MrDarkBlack said:
Corrected for you, the OP was hoping to have macaroni.
It's about time for the usual suggestion to buy a cheap as chips fully taxed car, and park it in front of the perpetrator's house. I'm sure we could do a PH whip round as long as you post photos, and update us.
Haha yea thanks for clarifying that.It's about time for the usual suggestion to buy a cheap as chips fully taxed car, and park it in front of the perpetrator's house. I'm sure we could do a PH whip round as long as you post photos, and update us.
My car isn't anything special, it's the 9 year old A4 on my profile but I look after it and it's probably one of the nicer cars on the street. I'm currently residing in a polish/student/oap ghetto.
Still, if I could catch them in the act I wouldn't mind sacrificing a bit of bodywork as i'm sure a lot of people on my street would like to know who's been doing it all these years.
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