The reverse mechanic!!

[mrzigazaga]

Woke up this morning and the sun was shinning..Then a cloud of thick white oily smoke came up the road and into my window....Low and behold its the reverse mechanic..I had to shout at him a few times to turn it off or im calling the old bill..He just stood there saying "Its water"..It stunk of oil..I had to threaten him with burning it..It sounds harsh but he does this all the time..He never drives it as its got a broken windscreen and the engine is painted with hammerite and he has a dodgey MOT!!...It really peaves me as i like others spend a lot of time and money getting our cars right for the road and tts like that do nothing but piss the neighbours off..Rant over...Ziga
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Edited by mrzigazaga on Friday 4th November 10:16

[hman]

HGF????

probably oil and water then, still nothing to get upset about - just take your tvr out and do a masive rolling burnout covering him in acrid rubber smoke instead.

[Chimpabollics]

Smoooooooooooooookin

Stick half a spud up his back pipe Zig.

Then block up his exhaust too

[mrzigazaga]

hman said:

HGF????

probably oil and water then, still nothing to get upset about - just take your tvr out and do a masive rolling burnout covering him in acrid rubber smoke instead.

Thats not a bad idea....The only reason i get the hump with him is that years ago when i first moved into the area i was working for a local mini-cab firm and i had a sierra estate which was my work car and it was sounding like a bag of spanners so i decided i would check and adjust my rockers..I had the day off and got the ford manual out along with my tools..He came up to me and said he was a mechanic and would do it for £50..I should have said....But i had some decorating indoors to do as well so i thought what the hell..20 Minutes..YES 20 minutes later he is knocking on my door to collect his £50..Me being a sceptical bugger couldnt believe anyone doing it that quick went out to start the car..Low and behold it wouldnt??..Then it did and i heard an horrendous chattering and the engine was bouncing all over the place..He revved it and it died in a puff of smoke..I told him then to get the fk away from me before i knock you out..I had the car trailered to a mechanic who said the car is fked..Damaged cam..Cross threaded rocker cover bolts..(All of them)..I had to fork out for another car...Since then i have seen him with totally good cars..Strip them down and then spend the next 5 years trying to get it going again..He goes out there with a mop and bucket to clean them in the pouring rain and then says "look cleaner than your house"..They are certainly cleaner than his..The council threatened to kick him out as he had engines and tyres stored in his front room..

Oi dave behave yourself..The potatoe is one thing but the other is reserved for hand hangers and the like..

Edited by mrzigazaga on Friday 4th November 13:53