Colleague is a MLM
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I'm currently being driven by a colleague from a course in Crewe to another meeting in central Birmigham. The M6 is nice a clear but I fear it won't be behind us...we're just sat in the middle lane and not even close to maintaining a constant speed - anywhere between 55 and 75!!
So what do I do? Pull her up on it and risk a long walk or keep schtum?!?
So what do I do? Pull her up on it and risk a long walk or keep schtum?!?
miln0039 said:
Latest quote "whys this guy flashing at me - what's his problem?!"
Tongue nearly bitten through...using the left shoulder technique. She's not cottoned on yet.
Keep doing it, be subtle at first then do massive turning-in-your-seat rubbernecked stares out of your window and the rear window. Do it all with an aghast look on your face, keeping utterly silent until she starts to look quite worried. When she's really nervous and panicking, asking 'what? what is it?!' say with a look of utmost horror on your face 'there's no-one in the left lane :|'Tongue nearly bitten through...using the left shoulder technique. She's not cottoned on yet.
It probably won't work but it'll be a bit of a laugh.
miln0039 said:
Latest quote "whys this guy flashing at me - what's his problem?!"
Tongue nearly bitten through...using the left shoulder technique. She's not cottoned on yet.
Sleeping also takes away the need to explain why people are flashing/beeping. Honestly, there is no point trying to educate her. She doesn't give a sTongue nearly bitten through...using the left shoulder technique. She's not cottoned on yet.
t and is comfortable in the middle lane, she want change her ways. I had this with a collegue recently.
He was just sat in L3 so I asked him why.
He thought about it (obviously for the 1st time) and said He'd pull over if anyone wanted past.
Sure enough an Alpha soon appeared and (eventually) he pulled over and sat in L2.
I looked over my left shoulder and asked
"So who are we overtaking now ?"
He was not amused and I dropped it
OP- ask her who are we overtaking just to get a reply you can post up here.
He was just sat in L3 so I asked him why.
He thought about it (obviously for the 1st time) and said He'd pull over if anyone wanted past.
Sure enough an Alpha soon appeared and (eventually) he pulled over and sat in L2.
I looked over my left shoulder and asked
"So who are we overtaking now ?"
He was not amused and I dropped it
OP- ask her who are we overtaking just to get a reply you can post up here.
miln0039 said:
Latest quote "whys this guy flashing at me - what's his problem?!"
Tongue nearly bitten through...using the left shoulder technique. She's not cottoned on yet.
surely that was your perfect opportunity to educate her politely? Tongue nearly bitten through...using the left shoulder technique. She's not cottoned on yet.
i've had it with male colleagues before and i've just asked them "are you overtaking anything?". they reply with a "no" to which i reply "well move the f**k over to the left then!"
sometimes they try and say its easier to just stay in the middle lane but after i keep repeating the above they tend to give up.
miln0039 said:
Latest quote "whys this guy flashing at me - what's his problem?!"
Tongue nearly bitten through...using the left shoulder technique. She's not cottoned on yet.
The problem is that when you crack and berate her retardedness, she'll inevitably retort with "The outside lane is free, so what's the problem?"Tongue nearly bitten through...using the left shoulder technique. She's not cottoned on yet.
How do you respond to this? She'll unlikely accept a "that's not the point" argument, even thuogh we know better.
Punch her in the tits and do her up the gary.
Then start singing 'move bh, get out of the way!
Heres the lyrics for you;
Move bh, get out the way
Get out the way bh, get out the way
Move bh, get out the way
Get out the way bh, get out the way
[Ludacris]
Oh no! the fight's out
I'ma 'bout to punch yo... lights out
Get the fk back, guard ya grill
There's somethin' wrong, we can't stay still
I've been drankin' and bustin' two
And I been thankin' of bustin' you
Upside ya motherfkin' forehead
And if your friends jump in, "ohhh gurrlll", they'll be mo' dead
Causin' confusion, disturbin tha peace
Since not into lution', we run in the streets
So bye-bye to all you groupies and gold diggers
Is there a bumper on your ass? no nigga!
I'm doin' a hundred on the highway
So if you do the speed limit, get the fk outta my way
I'm d.u.I., hardly ever caught sober
And you about to get ran the fk over
Then start singing 'move b
h, get out of the way! Heres the lyrics for you;
Move b
h, get out the way Get out the way b
h, get out the way Move b
h, get out the way Get out the way b
h, get out the way [Ludacris]
Oh no! the fight's out
I'ma 'bout to punch yo... lights out
Get the f
k back, guard ya grill There's somethin' wrong, we can't stay still
I've been drankin' and bustin' two
And I been thankin' of bustin' you
Upside ya motherf
kin' forehead And if your friends jump in, "ohhh gurrlll", they'll be mo' dead
Causin' confusion, disturbin tha peace
Since not into lution', we run in the streets
So bye-bye to all you groupies and gold diggers
Is there a bumper on your ass? no nigga!
I'm doin' a hundred on the highway
So if you do the speed limit, get the f
k outta my way I'm d.u.I., hardly ever caught sober
And you about to get ran the f
k over Edited by keemaklan on Friday 4th November 16:08
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